Top Ranked Stocks in Exodus Right Now

One of you will find this useful, act on the information, and make some money off it. I am literally doing God’s work here — helping small plebs become healthier, smarter, and wealthier. Who else is doing that for you in your lives?

Dow futures are +145, but Nasdaq is weak, barely up 5. Whatever. Truth is, I hope I lose money today — handicap this shit so others can catch up — make it interesting. Right now it’s first round knock-outs on every match. It’d be nice to make it into the 3rd or 4th rd, box a little, get punched in the nose — in order to truly enjoy the victories to come.

After the market closed, freshly spun off from YY, Huya, crushed numbers — sending the stock way up. You have nothing to say — because I bit your face off like the Miami Zombie. You’re all reading this shit — thinking this or that — but lack the internal fortitude to say anything. Do you know why you stay silent? Because you can’t compete.

Recent IPO HUYA lifting in extended trade following earnings/guidance (no estimates) (29.72 +0.02)

Reports Q1 Non-GAAP net income of RMB67.6 mln (US$10.8 mln) vs non-GAAP net loss of RMB34.7 mln in the same period of 2017. Total net revenues +111.5% to RMB843.6 mln (US$134.5 mln). Total number of paying users reached 3.4 mln, representing an increase of 34.9% from 2.5 mln in the first quarter of 2017.

Expects Q2 total net revenues +110.2-116.7% y/y to RMB970 -1,000 mln. In addition, the Company expects to have a fair value loss on derivative liabilities of preferred shares amounting to ~ RMB2.3 bln due to an increase in enterprise value indicated by the price of the initial public offering.

YY reported and beat too.

YY beats by $0.18, beats on revs; sees Q2 revs +38-41.8% y/y (121.00 +1.01)

Reports Q1 (Mar) earnings of $1.72 per ADS, excluding items, $0.18 better than the Capital IQ Consensus of $1.54; revenues of $518 mln vs the $489.3 mln Capital IQ Consensus.

Business Outlook: Expects Q2 net revenues of RMB3.6 billion and RMB3.7 billion, representing a year-over-year growth of 38.0% to 41.8%. In addition, the Company expects to have a fair value loss on derivative liabilities, which is related to preferred shares of HUYA Inc. (HUYA) amounting to ~RMB2.3 billion due to an increase in HUYA Inc.’s enterprise value as indicated by the price of its initial public offering, which will cause a negative net income attributable to YY Inc. in the second quarter of 2018.

What does this mean for us?

Chinese stocks are gonna be fire tomorrow. I’m talking BILI, IQ, HUYA, YY — as well as my new positions SOGO and QD. The whole sector’s gonna be lit.

Then, after the close, MDB is gonna fucking crush to the upside. Shorts are gonna get their heads ran over by speeding motor cycles and I’m gonna be laughing at them from the back of my 1980s style stretch limo, as their brains spill out onto the curb.

That’s the game plan. No one can stop it.

Coming off big ball’d wins in so many stocks, I’ve decided to do it again — long MDB into tomorrow’s earnings.

Here’s the part where you tell me how great your charts look and your systems and how the bull market is treating everyone equally. Truth is, some are treated more equally than others and I am taking my fair share of this bull market at a rapidly increasing rate.

Nothing can stop me. Fuck the stock Gods. I am the new stock God. I cannot lose. Clenched fists filled with cocaine punching you in the fucking face.

The fuck out of here — that’s pussy talk. If you’re just tuning in, this bloggery was written in the 1950s and buried in a fucking time capsule. I hope it could one day be opened up and read out loud, in the city square, for all those interested in stocks to hear. If you’re listening to this now, under-developed monkey brained men and women, then you’re feverishly in search of more money. Because once you get more money, your lives will be better, yes?

Why, you’ll be able to buy new shoes, bags, pants, DUNGAREES (see I really am from the 50s), and all sorts of lovely items — like guitars and drum sets.

Life is moribund without a good meatloaf supper, a tall glass of milk, drenched in ketchup. Eat your stringed beans too — they’ll put hair on your cocks. Imagine women with cocks, funny. It’ll never happen.

Anyways, I have to go now — Johnny wants to go play some catch down in the alleyway, where the other boys are playing sticked ball. Just the other day, I had to throw one of them a beatin’ for looking at me sideways. The cop on patrol asked me to kindly stop throwing random kids beatings, especially since they’re not my children. I got off on a warning. Irish mick bastard.

I’m hearing IBM is a good company, working on some new computing machine, and all of the fellas at the bowling alley like Coca-Cola. That Pepsi stuff is absolute shit; trust me, Ty Cobb vouched by that statement.

I just wanted to alert all of you that I am en route to the local gymnasium where disheveled bums are not found — because the monthly rate is too high.

Also, I wear gloves, as to avoid germs and also callouses. Truth be told, I grew up swinging from trees and playing baseball my whole life. You think your gym callouses are bad — I was born into a world of hurtful callouses, swinging bats made of wood that was so bad they gave me splinters in my fucking callouses. Bats would break and we couldn’t afford new ones, so we swung the broken bats, holding together the chards with our bare hands. Upon contact, said chards would bleed into our hands — but we were happy because the hardball went fast, breaking thru car windows in the lot — providing us with homeruns.

You know what else I do? I only drink bottled water — because the tap water at the gym tastes like shit and I can afford the $3 splurge. Oh, sometimes I even eat the fancy food made at my gym — because there’s a fucking restaurant and cafe there too. It’s expensive and not very tasty, but I buy it anyway.

One last thing. I also use machines. I know true gymFAGS only use free weights, because of balance and bro-science, but I also use machines when doing certain exercises. Due to an elbow injury, I can’t bench heavy without the my elbow snapping, causing the bar to decapitate my head, so I use machines.

In addition to that, I drink coffee at Starbucks, lattes most of the time, and have been known to wear a pink shirt, especially when in Newport, RI, enjoying champagne and finger foods.

You fucking faggots.

With a portion of the proceeds from previous sales, I stepped in and bought CBLK and QD. I bought the both of them, not because I like them or because they’re great companies, but because they’re going — the fuck — higher.

Sold SMAR (doubled up position) +26%, sold ZUO +21%, sold IQ +32%, sold HUBS +10%.

I made a few purchases. I’ll let them marinate for a little bit and then post them here later.

Ciao.

God help us if either Howard Schulz or Mark Cuban became the next President of the Unites Steaks. Could you imagine the smugness we’d have to endure with that absolute asshole Cuban in the White House? Ever see him on Shark Tank, him and that bald prick “Mr. Wonderful?” It’s so fucking cringe, I am forced to turn it off. Some of the people who visit that show are interesting and have great products. I once ordered a cake from someone that I saw featured there. It was middling at best.

This is a little off topic, but if you want to enjoy the best birthday cake you’ll ever have, head into a Spanish neighborhood and get some Dominican cake, topped with this sugary cream marshmallowy sort of thing, filled with pined apple. Absolutely delicious; but it’ll turn you into a fat sausage titted manlet.

You do work out, right? After all, the best form of healthcare is preventative healthcare. Would you rather spend tens of thousands in the hospital or on faggot meds, or at the gym for $100-200 per month, doing deadlifts? And please stop joining bad gyms, in cheap neighborhoods. Join the very best gym in your area and behave like a civilized human being.

Early going, futures are flat, oil down, bitcoins down — my stocks, the fuck, higher.

Top picks: SMAR, ZUO, IQ, HUBS, SOGO, PVTL.

This isn’t rocket science. Long term investing is more like rocket science, but short term swings are all about grabbing momentum by properly assessing the hearts and minds of traders. If you can glean into their psyche and anticipate their next moves, you can front run them.

Because I’m a trader and have been for over two decades, I know what to look for in a winning trade and because of this, I was able to build financial tools in Exodus that ordinary engineer geeks at other services never would consider. This is easy stuff and it can be replicated — but they’re not reading this post now, so I’ll give it away to you — the unwashed reader pleb.

Last five trades:

BILI +15% (doubled up position)
HUYA +6%, +15% in two separate trades
IQ +39%
SMAR +20%
ZUO +16.5%

HUBS is in there too for a 9% win, but I chose that via personal experience with their products.

My initial rationale was to find new companies that were probably mispriced or overlooked by the market place. At times, this assumption is incorrect and stocks go higher merely based off fashionable trading patterns — but for swing trades that last no more than two weeks — what difference does it make?

I wanted to get long two industries — because I felt they’d offer most upside in a bull run: Chinese stocks, SAAS or software as a service. SAAS, as a group, are higher by more than 25% for the year — by far the best performing segment in tech. This was an easy place to start.

I have a tool that screens for stocks with less than 12 mos of data in the system. Most of the time, these are IPOs. Sometimes they are spinoffs, stocks switching from OTC to Nasdaq, or some stock that was previously overlooked and then added into the system. I did a cursory search in Exodus for Application Software stocks with less than 12 mos of data, with strong technicals, and I came up with  SMAR, ZUO, and today’s pick PVTL. I missed out on PS.

See how easy? Even a retard can do it.

Next with the Chinese names, lucky for me, I quarantined all Chinese stocks years ago — because they’re all bullshit, more or less. Here I used the Exodus keyword search to look for business profiles that included “streaming” and “video” and then stocks with less than 12 mos of data.

And here’s the less than 12mos screen, which produced today’s purchase of SOGO, BILI, QD (which I mentioned but missed) and many other big movers.

This is the value proposition inherent in what I built. You may not like me or you might think there are comparable products for free out there — but you’d be wrong, and a faggot. I’m doing a lot of new stuff inside the platform now, very active and hands on, and am dedicated to doing weekly emails to perfectly explain every facet of value that can be extracted from it.

If you have questions, email me or drop a note in the comments section.

$SMAR beat in the after hours. The math on this is simple — long term strategy being played out short term. Will the stock gods bend the knee and permit Le Fly to continue uninterrupted success or will they fuck things up by sending SMAR sea-worthy?

Smartsheet beats by $0.06, beats on revs; guides Q2 EPS in-line, revs above consensus; guides FY19 EPS above consensus, revs above consensus (26.57 +0.31)

Reports Q1 (Apr) loss of $0.12 per share, $0.06 better than the Capital IQ Consensus of ($0.18); revenues rose 63.5% year/year to $36.3 mln vs the $33.24 mln Capital IQ Consensus.
The number of all customers with annualized contract values (ACV) of $5,000 or more grew to 4,349, an increase of 78% year-over-year.

Dollar-based net retention rate was 130%.

Co issues guidance for Q2, sees EPS of ($0.14)-($0.13) vs. ($0.14) Capital IQ Consensus Estimate; sees Q2 revs of $38.5-$39.5 mln vs. $37.23 mln Capital IQ Consensus Estimate.

Co issues upside guidance for FY19, sees EPS of ($0.59)-($0.56) vs. ($0.61) Capital IQ Consensus Estimate; sees FY19 revs of $159-$162 mln vs. $155.06 mln Capital IQ Consensus Estimate. Sees billings of $193-$196 mln and net free cash flow of up to negative $25 mln.

This is a doubled up position, long from the $23s, riding with a hairy and full chest filled with anger and rage into earnings.

Tune in tomorrow for the exciting conclusion into Fly’s wondrous world of stock speculating.