God help us if either Howard Schulz or Mark Cuban became the next President of the Unites Steaks. Could you imagine the smugness we’d have to endure with that absolute asshole Cuban in the White House? Ever see him on Shark Tank, him and that bald prick “Mr. Wonderful?” It’s so fucking cringe, I am forced to turn it off. Some of the people who visit that show are interesting and have great products. I once ordered a cake from someone that I saw featured there. It was middling at best.
This is a little off topic, but if you want to enjoy the best birthday cake you’ll ever have, head into a Spanish neighborhood and get some Dominican cake, topped with this sugary cream marshmallowy sort of thing, filled with pined apple. Absolutely delicious; but it’ll turn you into a fat sausage titted manlet.
You do work out, right? After all, the best form of healthcare is preventative healthcare. Would you rather spend tens of thousands in the hospital or on faggot meds, or at the gym for $100-200 per month, doing deadlifts? And please stop joining bad gyms, in cheap neighborhoods. Join the very best gym in your area and behave like a civilized human being.
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Iron is iron in a gym. Free weights, squat rack, bench press. Everything else is noise. Run outside. Sprints. And if you wear gloves as a man you don’t deserve to be in the gym.
Two things.
1. You’re wrong. Surrounding yourself in an positive environment is good for the soul, or the psyche. If it makes you feel better, most of the time, it’s positive. Your logic is retard tier — like saying a good hot dog stand is as good as a 3 star Michelin because the food tastes good too. Totally different experience.
2. I wear gloves, not because they’re pretty and because I don’t want to get callouses — but because I don’t want to touch things that 100 other sweaty ballsacks touched before me.