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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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I DID WARN YOU NOT TO GET HOOKED…YOU MIGHT BE HOOKED

What a day. All dicks aside, I feel sorry for anyone trying to figure out near term direction of this tape, myself included. I have so much god damned experience and an innate sixth sense that helps me navigate these tapes, I can only image how ordinary folk are feeling now.

I can tell you this with absolute certainty.

This isn’t an ordinary sell off and the market is trying to communicate something.

What is it trying to tell us? No way of knowing now, until after the fact.

I will say, we’re oversold and people really want stocks to recover. The President wants stocks to recover. The Fed doesn’t give a shit.

In the big scheme of things, this is a significant move in standard deviation in the broader indices, perhaps the most since 2011.

With regards to my inverse ETFs, I’ll hold them another day or two. Best case scenario, we fucking crash thru the floor boards on Monday and I’m able to walk away like a true boss with immense profits in tow. But life doesn’t always work out so smoothly.

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7 comments

  1. heckler

    Wulp I’m off to join the migrant caravan. My plan is to sustain myself selling handicrafts until this market recovers.

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  2. Lyndon Keltner

    Right the fuck on. My experience informed me to let someone else figure out near term direction of this tape. So stay in cash unless one knows what the fuck (s)he is doing. Volatility is a wonderful thing for scalpers, myself included.

    Re: monetary policy, Congress gave the Fed the dual mandate to maintain price stability (albeit the 2% inflation target is at times moronic) and maximize employment. At this stage of the economic cycle, they are doing their job to fulfill said dual mandate by raising rates. They shouldn’t give a shit about crybabies losing money in the stock market, unless Congress explicitly legislates otherwise.

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  3. soupbone

    discounting to a new range of expectations probably. It will be most helpful if the Administration could see ‘get back to it’ on trade as priority. At full employment what more can be done ? other than settle back into a steady state.

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