I cannot get a break today. First the fucking cabinet fell atop my head as I attempted to fix it. Now, as I am away on a mission of grandeur, a leisurely Friday afternoon with markets clown punching lower, markets motherfucking bottomed and melted the fuck higher.
Here I am festooned with inverse ETFs. I even delved into the FAZmobile like a true pavement ape. God knows I don’t need additional stress in my life, so listen to me now you fucking cock-head stock Gods.
Make the market go lower now, and fast. Fuck you and your rallies, the perpetual melt ups that come from nowhere, gapping higher as idiots circle jerk to your perverse depravities.
GAP IT LOWER NOW and fix my God damned cabinet while you’re at it.
No, I will not sell any of my inverse ETFs — because we’re barreling towards the lows again, and more.
It appears the MAGA bomber has been captured and all of this ‘bomb stuff’ is fast behind us. How about blowing up the market now? Would that really be too much to ask?
Fuck you and your rallies — down the sewer pipe we go.
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Market goes up from here
Don’t be a contra indicator again Fly, doesn’t suit you.
You both will be funding my winter vacation.
FUCK OFF
what does the oversold indicator says ? LOL
Fair question, in all seriousness.
The mean reversion algos are suited for markets in predictable ranges. In cases like this, manias, we are establishing new pain thresholds. Agreed?
The system is designed tp chase down that threshold and recalibrate.
So it’s reactive versus predictive
Both, you absolute ape