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Closing Out the Week a Magnanimous Success

The Dow is higher by 100, but breadth in tech is only at 38% and most of the gains to be enjoyed are in useless services and industrial sectors of the market. That’s ok, because we need a good digestion after a hearty meal. “The Fly” will now spend the balance of the day planning his weekend, which will be filled with all sorts of rote tasks that suck the very essence of life out of his very old, and ancient, soul.

I will push through it, as I always have, amidst a dizzying amount of gin and lime juice — because life is better with gin and lime juice.

Into the close, it looks like I’ll shed 100bps. I had high hopes of continued success, but the market never does exactly what you want it to do on exactly your schedule. Am I right?

In the end, as always, “The Fly” will win and crush the skulls of his enemies and then take said skulls and grind them into dust and then take said dust and sprinkle it on his steaks like the salt bae, and then eat them (extra cannibal).

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6 comments

  1. acehood

    Sippin on gin n juice, laid back…

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    • moosh

      I haven’t really tasted gin since those days, laid back. I may need to revisit the juniper berried spirit. Good call Dr Fly

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  2. s.k.

    Journey’s End

    If you have not seen this yet do so.

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  3. moosh

    $GWPH does not give a fuck. Check out $SBIO. This bull is first fueled by incomprehensible advances in preservation of self

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