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Long Day, Here’s Some Software Magic Stocks

I just got back from entertaining out of town visitors. We ate 100 pizza pies and also dessert. Before they arrived, I frantically scrambled to tidy up the yard, doing a sundry of gardening — which resulted in my stupid bald head getting sun burned to a crisp.

Also, I lost my favorite $300 sunglasses in the process. I’m pretty sure I mistook them for a piece of trash and discarded them with the rest of the dead plants that I threw away.

Now I’m home and the company is gone, and my head is throbbing, my stomach feels fat, and I’m sullen because my favorite sunned glasses are gone.

Meanwhile, I’m tired.

Exodus free trials are still open. Be sure to taken advantage and behold the grandeur of my robotic mind.

You know I like software — so here’s a solid screen showing high growth/high Sharpe for the industry.

Off to drink myself retarded.

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6 comments

  1. moosh

    I just found my favorite glasses all tidied up in the case, in a pair of running shoes. Good luck. $Shop is a no brainer, right?

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  2. acehood

    I lost my wedding ring in a bag of raked up leaves once but then I found it. I also have a full head of hair, thank God.

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  3. mx2101

    1. When is trash pick up day? Look through your trash.
    2. Suggest you go easy on vices, including diet. They catch up with you, if you are lucky enough to grow old. Have fun, but in moderation. I’d sure like to have a do-over. But your’e younger, take advantage of your position.

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  4. mx2101

    you’re

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  5. heckler

    I caught 13 crabs this weekend with my hands and we feasted. Cost nothing. Lost nothing

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