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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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SeasonalityFAGS Get in Here and Prepare for July

One of the favored featured tools in Exodus is our seasonality data. People tend to believe past results are indicative of the future — creating a paradigm of self fulfilling prophecies that repeatedly loop begetting even more seasonalityFAGS, a perpetual and hellish whirlwind of big dataFAGS circle jerking around the altar of repeatable profits.

Hence, knowing the psyche of my fellow traders, I give this data credence, and all relevant data for that matter. Pay attention to what humans do and you’re halfway towards accomplishing your meaningless goals.

Here are the high probability plays for July, a pastiche of names, mostly defensive, and boring. REITs, banks, and old man stocks litter this fucking list. Bear in mind, the summer months are typically moribund and no one of any importance trades. Sure, you and I will be here, toiling about the hot summer months, glued to computer screens, trying to make our marks on the planet. But we are a different sort of person. We obsess over things because it’s fun and due to habit. These other industry FAGlords are only beholden to money and the cocaine they can buy with it.

And here were the industries that were supposed to do well in June. Note how memory chips were supposed to outperform, but instead got treated to the Black Flag of certain death thus far. Granted, the industry is thin, populated by just a few names — but noteworthy.

On a final note before futures begin trading, Exodus now accepts free trialers for a period of 7 days, without having to email me a nice note and offer me bribes. The system will not accept repeat offenders, bedraggled scoundrels who free trial over and over again — like fucking coupon clipping grandmothers, always scheming and looking for deals.

Remember gents, we are distinguished gentlemen here and should comport ourselves with dignity at all times. When you visit other websites, feel free to act retarded and native. But while here, I expect you to abide by our fucking rules and wear top hats, white gloves, and sport fine mahogany canes whilst sauntering these fine halls.

Good day!

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5 comments

  1. moosh

    Interesting that nuclear leads the board. I kinda like the $UEC chart, as I’m still long. Check out $WSKY, a shitload of volume was traded past few days.

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  2. acehood

    UEC has MUHchart

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  3. joyous__ending

    Be nice to see some sort of intra-day oversold reading this week.
    Market would be a buy with a likely holiday rally heading into next week.

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  4. ironbird

    Cortes. Where is the lie. Watch Los Angeles burn when the little rooster fails. Seasonality that shit.

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