Some of you probably thought The Fly was gonna finally take a knee with Nasdaq futs -27. Let me remind you, in case you’ve forgotten –I can’t fucking lose.
It’s built inside of me, my DNA, only to win. Do you hear me you fucking faggots?
I step into Monday morning bright eyed, 45% cash, 5% long SOXS — which is the equivalent of a 15% short position. In other words, I can’t lose.
Sure, I might lose a few pennies here and there — but you’re gonna lose money everywhere. Sam I am, and no you can’t, beat me — because I’ll slap the shit out of you with a can of ham and two dozen green eggs.
See you in the morning, you miserable pricks.
Back to my gimlets.
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Put. Those green eggs. Down. Green eggs are for closers only.
Fly June was 80% litterary delight 20% trading pertinence but i’d take trading recos from Hunter Thompson and Pynchon every day
green eggs ? rotten eggs ?
Fah Q Fly! You stock peeper and SOXS creeper!!