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Short Stocks Now If You Think Trump is Crazy

Okay, we’ve finally reached the point of no return. All of the talk and rhetoric have led us to this cross-roads, an A/B choice that will be decided upon by President Trump.

Half of you hate him and truly believe he’s fucking nuts. This is your chance to cash in on his crazy. By my vantage point, the China trade wars can only be won or lost, there will not be a tie. Moreover, if you believe Trump will go all the way on China — fucking their factories and burning their cities to the ground, buy SPY puts now.

If, by chance, you believe in 3-D chess, this being just another one of Captain Trump’s elaborate plans that will eventually lead to a masterful checkmate, sort of like his campaign chief behind bars now, buy stocks today.

You have a decision to make, pal. What’s it gonna be?

Here’s the chief of Goldman Ballsacks, discussing the idea that Trump might be exhibiting a strong negotiation position, or perhaps fucking apeshit nuts. He doesn’t sound vert confident, maybe even scared.

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5 comments

  1. indie

    $GOOS still going up.

    TSK!! those damn shoe smugglers…

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  2. Black Swan

    You voted for Trump. Can’t really add to that.

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  3. awanka

    The news is ugly, Mr. Fly. My mind says to BTD. My snout is telling me that we’re headed lower.

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  4. TJWP

    Trump will come out ahead here. America doesn’t export enough goods to China directly for them to retaliate with tariffs. This means they need to retaliate asymmetrically via tariffs or lashing out at American subsidiaries. Seems like something they wouldn’t be too interested in given the non-preforming loan % in their lending portfolios.

    Just my 2 cents.

    It’s always darkest before the Don.

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