iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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I Have 4 Principle Positions Left and They’re All Going to Trade Higher

I own BOX, QTWO, FIVN and CTRL. You can watch them if you like, for they’ll all trade up. I will eventually take profits on them and extend my streak to 34 of 35 successful winning trades.

I’ve been blogging in these confines for more than a decade and the markets have certainly given me a leg up in being able to boast about my escapades into the dreamy land of Chinese burritos and SAASFAG companies; but please don’t play yourselves by implying or even suggesting that anyone has come close to these Pete Rose tier god-level winship on these blogs — live and with plenty of color.

If you thought my success ended with my trading prowess, think again. My fucking quant money making machine printed +1.3% today, against a -0.17% SPY.

I cannot lose. Even if you tried, you couldn’t stop me. The ride will never end.

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7 comments

  1. juice

    le Fly’s version of shock and awe

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  2. ericbakerbruce

    Yet you shitpost every 3 hours.

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    • Dr. Fly

      How is this “shit posting” when I am quite literally minting money?

      The salt is heavy with you.

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      • moosh

        Don’t let that hyper sensitive moron get in the way of your absolute domination in trading markets, Le Fly. New mike shinoda album is heavy but on point.

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      • dp909rev

        Don’t worry Fly, Basement Trolls gonna Base…or whatever Basement Trolls do.

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  3. acehood

    RIP xxxtentwhateverthefuck

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  4. stuckcity

    WHAT SHOULD I BUY TODAY? I’m sitting on cash and confused

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