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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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New Policy for Exodus: Free Trials Before Buying — No Strings Attached

Starting today, we are permitting free trials for a period of 7 days — because the product literally sells itself.

If you’re looking for motivation to try it — read user testimonials in this comment thread. The reason why I changed policy to permit free trials is because I’m interested in customer success and teaching you how to use the platform, something I’ve neglected in the past.

Naturally, repeat offenders will be executed and I hope you do not abuse my graciousness. Take this opportunity to envelope yourselves in the winship of Exodus and Le Fly.

Join us in the Pelican Room and feel free to ask me questions. Onboarding emails will be sent to best explain the platform over the next week.

Enjoy.

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4 comments

  1. bennyhill

    Is it true you now give weekly picks?

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  2. ironbird

    The Fly is real. Insane winship. Ignore the beaners running from themselves. The Canucks castrating themselves. Africa being Africa. The Chinese being fucking Hitler part two or three or four. Hard to keep track.

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  3. mrcharlie

    Market intelligence!

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