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REPORT: N. KOREA CANCELS PEACE TALKS — TRUMP ETERNALLY BTFO, NOBLE PEACE PRIZE DREAMS RAZED

What brainlet thought this was a good idea?

I can see how this went down.

“Mr. President, fuck N. Korea, let’s bomb them.”
“No, I want a noble peace prize. Let me talk to them first.”
“Okay but let’s do some military drills right before meeting.”
“Won’t that upset them?”
“No, quite the opposite Mr. President Sir. The only thing those savages understand is strength and power.”
“So you’re saying this will help me get a noble peace prize? I can’t wait to see the look on Wolf Blitzer’s face when I get one.”
“Correct Sir. The N. Koreans will quickly surrender after they see how serious you are. Promised kept, remember?”
“Ok, do it. This is a good thing, right?”
“Absolutely.”

BOMB N.KOREA.

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7 comments

  1. ferd

    I say give him the peace prize …and then the Nobel for economics …then chemistry etc. Keep the mental case busy at award ceremonies.

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  2. indie

    tangled up in the 3D chess game.

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  3. momono

    normal negotiating tactics. One of them had to break the deal at least once before it is made. There will likely be at least one more walk away

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  4. cancel19

    Nothing to see here. The NK chubby leader with a bad hair cut needed moar time to look presentable for the MSM fake news folks.

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  5. jbandy

    The market seems like its pricing in a North Korea peace deal, no US war on Iran, and a positive end to the trade war with China. Big assumptions with a loose cannon like Trump!

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  6. juice

    Monsieur le Fly has got it and has put it in a nutshell.

    BINGO!

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