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Busy Rebuilding the Library of Alexandria — Market Winship Without Trying

My discretionary account was about flat today, thanks to the action in DUST and TZOO. But my quant account, the account that has the majority of my money, was also flat. This is an especially unique disclosure, since the portfolio is geared to track alpha and outperform markets — but not like this. This is shitting on markets, making a fucking mockery of it — reducing you fucking manlets into hammed sandwiches to be noshed on during dinner.

This being the halfway mark of May, I thought I’d update you on its performance thus far.

Exodus Quant: +3.38% for the month.

SPY: +2.86%

Reminder: The Quant portfolio was structured on a weekly basis last year and won 75% of the time vs the SPY. This year it is a monthly rebalancing and it has beaten or matched the SPY every month of the year.

Off to the gym, fully loaded with g’s of creatine.

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10 comments

  1. frog

    Thank heaven– or hell– we have Mr. Devil Dog back.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHE3wa3aA94

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  2. joyous__ending
    joyous__ending

    Bond bear market in progress
    Buy the short bond ETFs on pullbacks: TMV, TBT, TBF, PST
    Be patient the pullbacks will come, need to go in big to make it a good trade.

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  3. ferd

    Reporting of ongoing Israeli slaughter of Palestinians by our media (CNN):

    ‘death toll rises’

    in ‘clashes’

    ‘2,400 people have been injured’

    No attribution as to who is being slaughtered and who is the victim.

    This gentlemen is FEAR. Fear of a foreign government which demands that our media and our elected pols lie to us.

    Remember https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KMVhb57RqI&t=84s

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  4. frog

    If Sarc were here, he’d make this all about the race of Jewish people, despite the fact that most American Jews are against the actions of the current regime in Israel. It’s the Christian evangelicals who are wild about it.

    https://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-5259388,00.html

    https://www.vox.com/2017/12/12/16761540/jerusalem-israel-embassy-palestinians-trump-evangelicals

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    • ferd

      True re Sarc. But our country doesn’t support this shit because of some Rapturetard evangelicals. We act against our people’s interests because of a handful of always-wrong Jewish oligarchs here in the US, oil interests, and the petrodollar. Leastways that’s my WAG. Either the above, or there are aliens that are compelling our leaders to act against our interests as a part of some alpha centaurian first person shooter video game.

      Por ex: Muqtada al-Sadr, the anti-Israel, anti-US, Shiite, is about to win power in Iraq.

      We are being run by fucking morons …or alpha centaurians.

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      • frog

        True that it is the billionaires & corporate interests who call the shots. The evangelicals are just being used to get votes for politicians who support the billionaires’ program.

        The propagandists hired by the billionaires & corporate interests probably combed through the Bible, looking for prophecies they could claim would be fulfilled by the political policies the billionaires & mega-corporations preferred. The Bible says all kinds of contradictory things, so finding some thing or another to hang a political policy on is probably easy.

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      • jbandy

        Was nice to see Sheldon Adelson sitting front and center at the embassy unveiling looking good as always.

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  5. RaginCajun

    We must preserve the culture

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