Fuck this shit. I waited my entire life for this SOXS shit to jump off and the second I sell it two faggots in the comments section buy it and make a fortune? My world wasn’t supposed to be like this. Ergo, I am going back into the dense woods of House Fly with my electric powered chain saw, in order to hedge some more boxwoods. Maybe I’ll make some fucking boxes and octagons out of them.
Meanwhile, I wanted to share this audio clip with you. This is a clip of a man named John Clancy. He was a top producer at Stratton Oakmont, that firm featured in Wolf on Wall Street. At any rate, when we were starting out, these sort of tapes floated around Wall Street and Clancy’s were always the best. You’d listen to how he’d close some new accounts and marvel at his control and skill. Listening to it now, as a worldly 41 year old man, I think he sounds like a snake oil salesmen. However, when I was 23, he sounded like a God to me.
BEHOLD, the straight line pitch, supposedly invented at Lehman Brothers.
I got some DUST hedging my other stocks today and thank God I sold out of HUYA and OSTK into the bell, raising a nice chunk of cash. I’ll revisit the tape in a few hours.If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter