I just got back from a 3 hour sojourn in Princeton, sifting through books and vinyl records — adding to my burgeoning collection. Plus, now with spring here and all, my favorite tweed retailer was running a sale. I’d be remiss if I didn’t take advantage of such savings. I see the market is down again, sharply and vigorously. We are getting rocked every other day and the sell offs are demoralizing.
Good news for me, my trading account is unfazed by today’s business. You must be thinking to yourself that I am promoting some sordid brand of fake news. But I assure you, this news is very real indeed.
I preside over you like an alpha lion amongst of pack of injured dickless males. All of the lionesses are mine, to do as I please. You’re the equivalent of a eunuch. Do you know what a eunuch is? Back in the olde days, court jesters would be castrated, in order to prevent said jester from feeling rapish around the noble people he entertained. This was a very agreeable deal for him, running around cockless, but well fed and indeed elegantly dressed with ample coin in his pockets. You’re like that guy, minus all of the good stuff — just a cockless lion on the rocks staring out into the dead grass.
As for me, I shall spend the next few days tending to my garden in freezing as fuck weather. I bought several forsythia bushes and a magnolia tree. Nothing says spring like blossoming yellows and pinks amidst 30 degree climes. Deep down, I hope it snows again and all of the plants are suddenly killed and everyone’s spring planting are killed and the deer run wild and trample over your gardens. These are my innermost thoughts that I rarely reveal.
Now you know.
I traded nothing today — because as you could see by my account pictured above — there is nothing to fix.
Good day.
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Mr. Fly’s portfolio is indestructible! It can withstand any market state.
God damnit, Fly. What the fuck has happened here?
You still have RC doing his great work, but other than that you have a Russian troll that hasn’t posted in a month and a dork that every day says the market may go up, down or sideways.
We need a really good market crash to bring back some good comments. It’s a beating trying to wade through the shit heap of most comment sections now. Those days back in late 2008 and into mid 2009 were the fucking best.
Make iBC great again, Po Pimp.
No doubt most are reading some commenting less and some are inside exodus.
Re: “a dork”
1) Only a true Trumpian would say that they knew EXACTLY which direction the market would go. It is all probabability and sociology. More importantly, Raul lays out a pivot point map, so once the movement starts, you have an indication of where it will switch directions. I confess, I do not read his blog enough to assess his accuracy, but then again, neither do you.
2) You may want to look into the hedge fun performance of non-dork (a)lpha males vs. others. Unless of courser, performance isn’t waht matters to you.
Hypo 1: you suck dick
Hypo 2: you would suck fly’s dick
Hypo 3: you are gay
Numbers argues with me all the time. FAKE NEWS.
You must be really insecure in your heterosexuality if you think calling someone “gay” would draw a reaction.
Besides, I’m not the one that purposefully choose an avatar with a phallic symbol hanging out oftheir mouth. Like I say to Irondude: just come out of the closet already, and you’ll feel less stressed.
The halcyon days of 2008-2009 can never be relived. Just be happy you were here when it happened.
The Fly presses on with new narratives all the time.
Well, good to know that an alpha lion would tenderly attend to his garden and plant several forsythia bushes and a PINK magnolia tree. LOL. I think I’ll go chat w/ Felix and see if there’s a bad hombre out there I can punch out cuz I am done w/ females for a few hours.
https://youtu.be/emufn7ddr0g
It’s the locale you find yourself working I assume. (which you did mention was a university setting). A double ‘pink lady’ at your local pub on the way home is always an option.
If you’re threatened by PINK flowers you might be a GIGANTIC closet faggot.
hysterical post, herr flea
I heard from Vladimir Putin that Russia has the most beautiful prostitues
Maybe, but if you try them out you may find out that someday, and that day may never come, Putin will call upon you to do a service for him, and that service may involve betraying your country.
Trump is resurrecting Russia and laying waste to all of the dick breathing homos in spades.
2p (otherwise known as pee pee) chess
Gone to any good shows lately?
I’m looking forward to a west coast tour with the Dead (surviving members) this summer
Sick. Dead & co w/ John Mayer is the shiznit
F Yeah Dawg!
not fake news
Excellent post. Save these, put them in a book of quotes.
If you like the writing, you’ll love my two short stories.
https://www.amazon.com/The-Fly/e/B076P7HD5K/ref=ntt_dp_epwbk_0
Leave some god damned reviews. I sell ~100 per month and no one is being kind enough to review them — fucking faggots.
Trump tha God fixed North Korea. This man could really be the best president ever to have lived.
Trump is a fucking jerk. But he conquered N Korea.
This was a masterpiece of a post. Thanks FLY
I don’t agree. Time out or negotiation with North Korea, but not conquered.
Kim Jong-un’s family plays a multi generational long game, compared to the time frame of some US Presidents. I think Jong-un would like to see South Korea and North Korea reunited under his control. He’ll play games with a dozen US Presidents, getting what he can from each one, while steadily working towards the long term family goal.
swallow that red pill, CNN just did
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=72&v=qFqJgpBud0k
Your portfolio has AIDS.
Why are you so electric yellow?
Fly- Are you listening to the vinyl you collect? What kind of turntable? Not asking for specifics, just wondering if you are into the high end gear thing with respect to vinyl?
MX
Not super high end, but I did some research and found a good American turntable marker in Boston.
https://uturnaudio.com/collections/turntables?gclid=Cj0KCQjwn-bWBRDGARIsAPS1svsdiGno22fZlGZ1Jzh9NXsEDkMU0ADuUQh1PjPDgt2XeUZbaaYofUUaAlclEALw_wcB
I highly recommend them.
fly, does Princeton Record Exchange still exist? Loved that place as a teenager.
Yes, I was there today. Better than ever.
Possible attempted coup going on now in Saudi Arabia-unconfirmed.
https://mobile.twitter.com/search?q=Saudi&src=typed_query
Yeah. “Possible”. Possibly just some celebrations of camel races and shit.