Every retard west of the Nile is long FAANG in their asset management plans because MUH hedge fund hotel, liquidity, and MUH awesome returns. The profile of the FANNG basket is as follows:
FB, AMZN, AAPL, NFLX, GOOGL
Median market cap: $590b
Median PE: 59
Median P/S: 6.8
Median Sharpe: 1.20
Avg YTD Returns: +21%
The trillion dollar question is, can Exodus find the next gimmicky acronym based investment strategy?
Answer: fuck yeah.
CRM, ADBE, RTN, BA, STO
Median market cap: $93b
Median PE: 30
Median P/S: 2.4
Median Sharpe: 2.29
Avg YTD Returns: +23%
Here are good reasons for you to swap out of FAANG and into CARBS.
#1 CARBS represents war, and missile, and shit.
#2 CARBS got some Norwegian oil in it, and FANNG has none.
#3 valuation wise, CARBS is far less retarded than FAANG and the laws of large numbers aren’t at a critical stage yet.
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