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Trump: ‘Get Ready Russia’, Missiles Will Be Coming ‘Nice’ and ‘New’ and ‘Smart’

A little background while you sip on your morning coffee. While you were sleeping, Russia vowed to shoot down any missile that targeted Assad’s regime and the place it was launched from. This could mean a US destroyer or a launch pad in the region.

“If there is an American strike, then we… will shoot down the missiles and target the positions from where they were launched,” Alexander Zasypkin, the Russian envoy to Beirut, said on Wednesday. “In the past few days, we have seen an escalation towards a significant crisis.”

After reading this, our President of Twitter chimped out and told Russia to get ready for some nice and new smart bombs. This is real life.

An apropos reaction from a level thinking lad.

In the next tweet, the Orange menace said we should all get along — all except ANIMAL ASSAD of course.

On the threat of WW3, which everyone in the media seems to be cheering for, the DAX is -1%, Dow futs -250, but gold and oil are up sharply.

Last night Tucker Carlson interviewed Glenn Greenwald and discussed the authoritarian behavior of the press, who seem to be in unison on US aggression and rarely, if ever, calls out this government’s incessant craving for blood and destruction.

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28 comments

  1. Lyndon Keltner

    Fake missiles.

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  2. Lyndon Keltner

    This Tough on Russia plot is so fake and staged.

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    • Dr. Fly

      It doesn’t ‘feel’ fake you fucking lunatic. You want blood, go and take your kids and join the Syrian rebel army. Fuck you and your wars you devil.

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      • Lyndon Keltner

        I didn’t say I want blood/wars just to clarify what, and I don’t.

        My point is, again, that Trump is just following the script that the Kremlin gave him.

        Putin is a sophisticated man. He needs to throw Trump and Fox News a bone every now and then.

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    • fryguy15

      10-D intergalactic chess

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      • Lyndon Keltner

        More like probable cause, to borrow a legal jargon so plagued Trump’s people in the last few months.

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      • numbersgame

        10D Chess gambit:
        1) Have your lawyer say that he created a non-disclosure concerning you, but you ahd nothing to do with the agreement
        2) To make it believeabel, have him mortageg his house to make the payment
        3) Tell the media that you ahd nothing to do with the agreement
        4) Noramlly, an NDA would be protected by client-attorney privilege. However, by both the attorney adn the subject of the NDA denying that the subject was involbved, then they are both agreeing that there is no “client,” so no attorney-client privelege.
        5) The FBI issues warrant for document that are no longer protected by attorney client privilege

        Obviosuly Trump did nothing wrong, so now the FBI is wasting time prosecuting his closest confidant. They’ll look so stupid when they find no evidence of any crime. . Brilliant!

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  3. s.k.

    Cheeto Jesus will show everyone what’s up. I’m sure his two sons will be the first to sign up for the draft. Fucking people that elected this guy should be tossed into jail.

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  4. reversion

    Tucker cheerleaded bush into Iraq… so he can STFU

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    • ferd

      Yup. But still, you’ve got to give him great credit for having the courage to resist now. He should avoid flying private.

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      • sarcrilege

        reality check: don’t they (anchors) just read it off the teleprompter as if it was theirs but it’s the producers’ opinion?

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    • Dr. Fly

      He’s literally the only person in the media who is against a new war. Fuck yourself for thinking you never made mistakes.

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  5. WrongView

    During the campaign, Trump proposed sending 20 to 30,000 US troops to Syria.

    So why would a few missiles surprise anyone? He doesn’t need neocons to get him going.

    Alpha AF, I believe he’s been called…admiringly.

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  6. sarcrilege

    And what about that pos terrorist state Israel? Where are (((they))) on this? They started it. Oh, never mind, I see them over there sitting on the side line wringing their (((hands))). Bombs away.

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  7. fryguy15

    Really Donald? Why not use old crappy missiles on that shot hole country?

    Should have went with “nice and beautiful” instead.

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  8. juice

    so no shiny, new, smart missiles … after all the Donald just wants to get along ….. I hope

    much to the chagrin of the neo-cons and the neo-conned neo-libs

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  9. infinitezuul

    Best Case Scenario: Trump fools Israel into attacking first then backs off.

    MENA can go f*ck itself, and that includes the gas pipelines sitting under Syria that power Europe. Let their greasy new refugee population earn their stay by fighting. Not our job.

    One can hope.

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  10. acehood

    Entire short term discretionary account is now in YELP. #timestamp

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  11. duuude

    So…how that spending bill, eh kids ? What, 30% for the arms boys eh ?

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  12. stockslueth

    The Donald, the real “Rocket Man”?

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  13. numbersgame

    In other news, Goldman Sachs, JPMorgan, Morgan Stanley and Raymond James all upgraded NFLX in the last 24 hours before earnings.

    Perfect! Now I have more money to make! This must be how Trumpsters feel about Trump’s “3D Chess” strategies.

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  14. Black Swan

    Fuck, the level of debate in America is so backward. From the top down. It’s so dumbed down the rest of the world just looks on dismayed. That the president of the US would say publicly “Russia vows to shoot down any and all missiles fired at Syria. Get ready Russia, because they will be coming, nice and new and “smart!” ” This president you voted for is fucking dumb as shit, vain, and out of touch with what actually happens in the world. Nobody outside of the US takes this country seriously anymore. The White House has become a freak show.

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