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WHO’S READY FOR ANOTHER GIGANTIC MIDDLE EASTERN WAR?

US destroyers move into position to light Syria on fire.

Back up is on the way.

Early reports indicate the fish and chip fags, the croissants, and the head cutters are readying to launch some
missiles into Syria.

More.

Israel will avoid striking Russian interests in Syria.

Also, faggot Russian planes are in the way.

Here’s Richard Goodstein shilling hard like a motherfucker for dead Syrian soldiers.

And here’s anti-war coward, Tucker Carlson, getting butthurt with Glenn Greenwald because America wants dead Syrian people.

More from anti-war cowards.

Ron Paul the Coward.

Hero Nikki Haley with awesome and tolerable folksy accent, declares history will remember Russia stood with monsters.

Russia retorts, The US will be responsible. Duh.

Putin warns, the US is in violation of everything.

Yeah, but what is he gonna do about it? Russian cowards.

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55 comments

  1. wubba wubba

    French on way to surrender. British on way to stab at them with unpointy knives. Saudi Arabia go to kiss them where they stink.

    Let them fight so long as USA stays out.

    Regards

    Wubba Wubba

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    • Dr. Fly

      The French are not cowards. That’s America propaganda. Go learn about their wars.

      Losing a war does not mean you’re a coward.

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      • wubba wubba

        Then why can you buy French military surplus rifles advertised as never fired, once dropped?

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        • chuck bennett

          You mean Italian rifle stevie

          regards

          Chuck Bennett

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          • wubba wubba

            Then why French lose when they outnumber enemy in men and equipment?

            Regards
            Wubba Wubba

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      • wubba wubba

        French not right since Napoleon. Balls in jar ever since.

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  2. roundwego

    The daily candle chart shows a bear flag. Prepare for the down pivot.

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    • joyous__ending

      Possible, right now too many unknowns for consistent upside.

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  3. sarcrilege

    What happened to all that kerfuffle around www3 with N.K?
    https://tinyurl.com/y7tfjb4e

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  4. Lyndon Keltner

    LMAO Ed Schultz *and* Ron Paul. 2008 sure was the shit.

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  5. stocksnblondes

    <>

    LOL

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    • stocksnblondes

      LOL at this “Hero Nikki Haley with awesome and tolerable folksy accent, declares history will remember Russia stood with monsters.”

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  6. ironbird

    The fuck was that. Everything is fake news unless you were there.

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    • sarcrilege

      you’re there, is this true? “Thanks to illegal immigration …thanks to the joys of diversity …thanks to liberal politicians and voters…California is quite simply a sh*thole”
      https://tinyurl.com/yctfyf4n

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  7. heckler

    You wish ironman. Wake the fuck up bitch the world is NOT flat.

    In related news, even Glen Greenwald can’t make Tucker look heterosexual.

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    • ironbird

      Whatever dude. If it came out of a screen. It is fucking fake. Now go find one thought you have that was not programmed. Good luck.

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      • heckler

        So everything is fake and the baby goes out w the bathwater huh?

        That’s not the solution and just because you ‘feel’ a certain way doesn’t make it true, dude.

        Check out some science man if you want cold hard factoids.

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        • numbersgame

          Science is the religion of Atheists. Just look at astrophysics and compare the factoids now with the ones when you were born.

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  8. heckler

    Why don’t you start with the fake second law of thermodynamics and for bonus points read up on the fake internal cumbustion engine

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    • ferd

      Yes, how totally beside the point. And how does your war mongering hurt Putin? The neocon agenda you get wet over has brought him from being despised to over 80% popularity with his people according to US polling firms. Is it true that you’re paid $2000 a week to troll?

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    • sarcrilege

      yo, @s.k, are you the cowering midget in the 2nd row, 2nd right? Tell the blondie on your left she’s fuckable.
      https://tinyurl.com/ycvsd3vy

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  9. juice

    the Donald circa 2013

    https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/375609403376144384

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  10. Lyndon Keltner

    Let’s DO IT.

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  11. traderconfessions
    traderconfessions

    Trump can’t resist shiny things.. of course he’s going to launch “shiny, new and smart” missiles….get him another porn star with big titties before we all die and my trading account gets nuked. Nice job cuckpots.

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    • infinitezuul

      “Sure, I supported Hillary. And you know something? I guess you could say I’m still with her. I liked how she was a girl and how she wanted war with Russia.

      I’m completely against Trump butting heads with Russia though. War with Russia is a girl’s job, my girl Hills to be exact. It’s pretty clear to me that what’s happening in Syria is not much more than a cover-up of Trump’s Collusion with Putin. I mean, it’s so obvious.

      I really do hate Trump on a personal level, if I’m being honest. How can such an obnoxious guy be so much more successful than me? Doesn’t seem fair.

      Once my share of AMZN goes to a million dollars everything will be ok. Gonna go eat some chips and donuts for breakfast. That always makes me feel better. Ugh. Today is a shower day… I’ll do that later.”

      -Trader Confessions

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      • sarcrilege

        You really need to separate your personal feelings from facts. Trump said he wanted to get out of Syria. I believe he meant it. Just like when he ran for office he said he’ll get out of ME. But then he was quickly brought to heel by jewish traitors in congress and Netanyahu. Jews/Israel want chaos in Syria and jewish traitors are using dumb goyim and US military military to do that. Netanyahu has dual shitizens in congress do his bidding. And because of Israel and american jews whose loyalty is to Israel first, we’re looking at the start of www3. All these killings are done in your name. and mine. Are you happy about that?

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      • traderconfessions
        traderconfessions

        How ironic that you’re getting what you most feared from your hero. Must really hurt inside… are those tears in your eyes?

        Always enjoyed Trump’s clown act before he was president. Think most New Yorkers did. But we knew the guy.. you rubes were conned.. impressed by his shiny things like a monkey. If you want your kids to emulate Trump’s success be my guest… wouldn’t surprise me.

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        • infinitezuul

          TC – It takes a person like me to tolerate a person like yourself. Let me explain:

          I can easily admit that I do not want to have anything to do with Syria and that increased involvement damages my support for Trump and makes me more skeptical of him. You, on the other hand, have an emotional, very personal, type of hatred toward him such that no matter what he does you will find a way for it to confirm your bias against him. To me, this is evidence of being “without brain,” as they say. But maybe something more is going on. Please continue reading.

          Hillary wanted war against Russia and made that clear. Now that Trump is getting closer to the exact same objective you use it as a weapon against him. This is so illogical as to be humiliating.

          It is said that there are a finite number of souls available and many alive at any given time do not posses one. This is making more and more sense to me as I hear your type sacrifice your intellect for political points. I always wondered: What is it that makes one do that? I might just be the random nature of having no soul. Logic and reason may mean nothing to you, and that is something that I will never understand.

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          • juice

            infinitezuul wins again — with logic and rationality

            BINGO! sir or madmoiselle

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        • sarcrilege

          We were not conned. We overestimated the power of prezidency to bring deep state and traitors in congress to heel. “They” manufactured something to control and blackmail Trump. Trump is a nationalist, he doesnt give that much shit about ME. He’s a builder/RE, he wants to build here, he wants infrastructure/walls/ bridges/ etc. Destruction and demolition and leaving ruin behind as his legacy is not in his DNA.

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  12. ferd

    Yesterday at the UN, Russia advocated for bringing the ORGANISATION FOR THE
    PROHIBITION OF CHEMICAL WEAPONS (an independent organization with 190+ member countries) to investigate the chemical attack. The US rallied votes to squash this investigation. And our MSM reported 180 degrees opposite of the truth …reported as if it was Russia, not us, who was blocking the investigation.

    We are being systematically lied to by the same psychos that got us into all the wars since 9/11.

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    • traderconfessions
      traderconfessions

      Not exactly. A Russian counter-proposal, establishing an investigative mechanism but leaving final decisions on whom to blame for chemical weapons to the security council, failed to win enough votes in the council.

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      • ferd

        Which investigation is likely to be less biased? The one proposed by neocon tool Haley? Or the pre-existing, anti-chemical weapons, 192 member country, OPCW’s? The OPCW has members from many countries and their findings, including attribution, would have gotten reported.

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  13. Lyndon Keltner

    BREAKING: PAUL RYAN SELF-DEPORTS FROM CONGRESS

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  14. ferd

    Nice that at least Tucker and Greenwald want to aim before we shoot. But they are wrong about this being a ‘human nature reaction because people like to feel tough’. It is much more insidious than that. Powerful neocon psychopaths here and in Israel have an agenda. They’ve been working the plan since the late 1990s …and especially since 9/11. They have done great damage to both the US and to Israel’s longer-term security. But they seem unable to sit back, assess, and re-calibrate.

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    • sarcrilege

      we cannot fight something that has no name. and we cannot uproot it if we cannot name it. this loosy goosy pussyfooting around the problem is the reason why anti-war, leave-me-alone, humanity is constantly at war for the benefit of “Powerful neocon psychopaths here and in Israel have an agenda”. Names and ideologies have to be identified if we are to address the problem. It’s completely counter productive to speak in these politically correct superfluous terms “Powerful neocon psychopaths here and in Israel who have an agenda.” Who are they and what evil agenda/religion are the following?

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  15. edn618

    Serious question for you gents:

    Will someone please give me a clear and full definition of ‘neocon’? I believe I understand some components of it, but perhaps there are some aspects of the term I am missing.

    Thank you in advance.

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    • sarcrilege

      Neocon – a filthy warmongering zionist who believes in destroying everything that is good in order that his/her evil dispensation may arise from the ashes. S/he is determined to foment another world war to establish a world communist dictatorship. S/he needs to turn the world upside down so that Satan, who represents their own demented megalomania and perversion, can be on top. For him/her, evil and catastrophe are endemic factors in the process of creation. Without evil there could be no good, without destruction, creation could not take place.

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