I was just lamenting over the specter of markets dropping after I had sold my inverse ETFs when a fucking unicorn appeared in my office and shit a gigantic pile of gold bricks and briefcases filled with money, right on my desk.
For reasons that escape me at the moment, one of my long term swing trades (long term because it didn’t work a planned god damn it) spike on incredible volume. I got in around ~$4.38 and now I got out — for a +85% win.
This victory not only offsets all of the stupid small losses that I’ve been taking on inverse ETFs, but it has boosted me to annual highs again.
The Gods do smile upon me. My winship is undeniable. Each and every time it appears “The Fly” is about to lose in a most heinous way — he wins in extraordinary fashion.
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Sounds like you had nice nap with nice dream.
I don’t know what’s funnier: the fact that I totally crapped on the stock or the fact that you said you were going to sell it the next day (in January…) after I did.
All joking aside, nice win