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Dow Futures Way Up Again — Discuss or Die of Aids

This is a cursed blog post, meaning that if you’re reading this now you must comment — else you will die of aids.

Discuss.

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18 comments

  1. desertfox

    Anyone who read the prospectus would know the Dow Futures would be up.

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  2. dmfracer

    Being that I’m long yuge size in call options from $SPX $2,610 I’m good with it

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  3. mushroomz

    One of my favorite pastimes is reading the old prospectus from the Victorian era.

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  4. moneyteam

    KodakCoins this week anyone?!?

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  5. natehois

    I’m fully long 3x

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  6. iBCwolfie

    BTC down 7%, market will follow,….. ouch
    oil will get skull f$$ked wed on a yuuuuge build

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  7. ultramarine

    Been long and strong. It is a bull market, you know.

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  8. numbersgame

    +73 = “way up”?

    Long UVXY, looking to profit this week

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    • numbersgame

      I do have SPY 279 calls – but those are a hedge. Either way, I expect big moves this week

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  9. bintercorp

    We need to retest the lows.

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  10. acehood

    Long TMF

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  11. oilerua

    it will have several drops during 2018 be prepared

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  12. edn618

    So apparently I can cxl my sell stops to open eminis below 2700?

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  13. chiweez

    Ready to jump back in. Long SSO. Don’t want to die of AIDS.

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