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John McAfee Warns Of Malware on His Site Stealing Private Crypto Keys

A few months ago some bullshit crypto dubbed ‘Tron’ was valued at more than $14 billion. The shit ran higher like an Irishman into a cabbage field and then got destroyed when Bitcoin got REKT. The present value of Tron is ~$2.6b.

Tonight the crypto man himself, John McAfee, warned that his very own website was infected by a sordid type of malware that was raping people for their Tron keys.

Bear in mind, this is a man who has sworn to eat his own dick on national television should Bitcoin not trade to $500,000 inside of 3 years time.

But then in November of 2017, at the highs for cryptos, McAfee upped the ante and raised his price target on Bitcoin to $1 million by 2020, once again promising to eat his own penis should it not happen.

Since then, the price has tumbled by half, he lost his job at MGTI, and his dick is certainly on the chopping block for a most heinous and expeditious rare feast.

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8 comments

  1. fluxcapacitor

    John McAfee is really CAP?

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  2. sarcrilege

    The correlation b/w BTC and markets is uncanny – they both rape traders, some for Tron keys some for XIV. It’s all in the prospectus.

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    • moonshot

      Anyone who posts their private keys on a website is a moron. Do you give your credit card and bank account information and passwords to anyone who asks?

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  3. one-eighty

    Hmmm. Maybe he shoulda used Windows Defender.

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  4. oilerua

    still waiting for your head asshole

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  5. oilerua

    its mcafee himself who steels tronshit this time around

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  6. reversion

    Fawk the movie on hIm is gonna be sick… and depp is a perfect choice to play him

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