This post too is cursed. Should you stumble upon this post by accident or by fortune and believe it to be benign, you’re in for some truly dreadful luck. I’ve paid a gypsy fortune teller to curse my blog posts that will afflict my readers with such a malady that they will rue the day the internet was invented. To prevent this curse from grabbing hold, you must comment and discuss the events of the day the forum below.
Early going, futures are higher by a solid 187. Everything about this market is aggressive and I hope you read all of your prospectuses this weekend — for great adventures and booming journeys lie ahead — just ahead over the horizon.
In the next post, I intend to break down and describe this fabled document, otherwise known as the prospectus, and how it could be used to short cut one’s way into Scrooge Mcduck styled riches. “The Fly” is in possession of all of the secrets and will disseminate them to you, slowly, over the course of time.
Here’s some other shit crossing the wires this morning.
Zebra Tech downgraded to Neutral from Overweight at JP Morgan
Workday upgraded to Neutral from Underperform at Macquarie
Sociedad Quimica y Minera downgraded to Underweight from Equal-Weight at Morgan Stanley
Schlumberger upgraded to Buy from Neutral at BofA/Merrill
HP upgraded to Overweight from Neutral at JP Morgan
Halliburton downgraded to Neutral from Buy at BofA/Merrill
Emerge Energy Services misses by $0.12, misses on revs
Sanchez Energy reports Q4 (Dec) results, beats on revs
The market wants you to think all bears are dead. If you read this comment and do not short it you will contract Ebola.
Fawk I made great Money during the Ebola run……