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Happy President’s Day!

I slept in late today. Being that today is not a school day and the exchange is closed, I found no reason to wake up bright and early just to entertain a few malcontents on the internets. Last night I watched Homeland and was bemused to see a 4 Chan troll choked the fuck out and nearly killed by a mentally ill, former CIA, deep state anti-President.

On this President’s Day 2018, we should all thank Donald Trump for his gracious leadership in helping to provide the environment necessary to propel stocks to new highs. More than that, we should all thank him for the endless hours of vivid entertainment, excitement boosted by real fears of nuclear war, and an overall sense of happenings — the likes we haven’t seen since Reagan seized power back in the 80s and menaced the Soviet Union with his military apparatus.

While some of you might take the job of the Presidency serious, causing you to worry about the MUH future of America, trust me when I tell you — Donald Trump will have zero affect on your future.

After he leaves, healthcare will still be in shambles, deficit a mess, sovereign debt load unsustainable, and our CIA will still be operating as its own sovereign state by unelected faggots.

European markets are down today, anywhere form 0.3% to -1%. Our futures are slightly lower — but oil is up. More than that, bitcoin and other cryptos are strong.

Expect a healthy market tomorrow, highlighted by my extreme shit-talking, and verbose swearing, amidst elegant prose, and fanciful capital gains.

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12 comments

  1. sarcrilege

    Happy Prezz Day indeed
    https://tinyurl.com/y86n6dbk

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  2. numbersgame

    With a Democratic Congress, perhaps DT’s efforts would be stymied. However, the Swamp has full control now, without even trying to hide it (extra 1st-class, tax-payer-funded vacations for Cabinet members). At least the Dems would throw crumbs to the poor.

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    • sarcrilege

      The Demrats are filthy marxists and the only thing they know is to steal from the productive mid-class and give it to the freeloading class in exchange for votes.

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      • numbersgame

        Ever heard of corporate welfare? The Republicans are just as good as stealing from the middle-class, but they are just much better at hiding it.

        How many times have I heard conservatives talk cutting budgets of various agenceies because of the waste, while raising the Defense budget even thought the waste at DoD is greater that the total budgets of most other agencies. And beside the billions in lost funds, there is the additional billions in needless cost over-runs and billions in spending on stuffg the DoD doesn’t even want (like more Abrams tanks).

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        • sarcrilege

          good rebuttal. them fuckers are all the same – looting the country. how about them laissez-faire libertarians? you don’t like them either? or you’re just into dem-rats?

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    • ferd

      With the current seating configuration, flying coach is cruel and unusual punishment.

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    • The Maven

      “Throw crumbs to the poor” that is doublespeak for “buy votes”.

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  3. numbersgame

    For those that want to monitor the off-hours action, here’s a good website:
    http://futures.tradingcharts.com/menu.html

    And while many are looking at the Bitcoin chart and projecting that to stocks, this much more important chart is probing the danger zone level that it hasn’t seen post-Trump:
    http://futures.tradingcharts.com/chart/J6/W?anticache=1519070993

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  4. uglyflint

    That idiot playing Alex Jones on homeland just destroyed whatever career he had left.

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  5. dmfracer

    I love celebrating President’s Day – Franklin (shoulda been prez) and Grant are my favorites. I hope to give many of them new homes in my trading account, bigly!

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  6. The Maven

    “After he leaves, healthcare will still be in shambles, deficit a mess, sovereign debt load unsustainable, and our CIA will still be operating as its own sovereign state by unelected faggots”. Sometimes it pains me to agree with you.

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  7. soupbone

    I figure youse need more holidays, as annoying as they may be. The quiet a US holiday creates is noteable. Then wake-up and we are all back into media and market frenzy by comparison. The churn.

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