NBC just interrupted your regularly scheduled program and have announced that Russia got sick and tired of DC and decided to wipe out all of Americans. You have approximately two hours left to live and have access to any food or dish on the planet.
What do you eat?
NOTE: If anyone says peanut butter and jelly, you will be executed.
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Ass-eating has grown rather popular amongst the youth. Prepare for a possible list of porn stars
Chicken Tikka Masala
Is Arby’s the same as Ass eating?
Arby’s
NBC? ….I’d check other sources.
Olympics ferd. Chipotle
Shrimp steak liquor and pasta
This, and shroomz.
Green ? enchiladas with a spicy marg from the Shed in Santa Fe.
Just finished reading your first book. Took less than an hour on my flight home from my tiny island in the Caribbean. I read your second book first also on my flight home in December from this same tiny island.
I enjoyed a bag of Pop Corners while reading so….I’m going with Pop Corners and a side of Diet Coke.
It was good all around. It is a nice rags to riches story that I will share with my son. He’s quite interested in the dot com boom and bust and your book provides a unique perspective on those times through your personal journey.
Thanks
The very best halibut and chips.
You people have disgusting taste.
If I had two hours I would have the full tasting menu at Alinea in Chicago. Best meal I’ve ever had.
Or if it’s one dish I’d have thin slices Wagyu cooked lightly on hot rocks. Had it at a few places, always awesome. Notably at Uchiko in Austin.
Didn’t expect to find anything new or interesting on this list. Wagyu on hot rocks… that’s a really good tip. Thanks for sharing.
Trader Confessions will have unlimited cans of Spaghetti-Os, Cool Ranch Doritos, ten 2-liter bottles of Mountain Dew, and a bag of candy.
Chiken Tikka Masala is the national dish of England. Get some garlic naan, too.
wife’s pussy
I choose this man’s wife’s pussy also!
Agree SAC…. Like a ratt eatin’ cheese
Probably start with a cranberry, beet and goat cheese salad. Then a dozen bacon wrapped dates in a vinaigrette glaze. After that I’d follow up with a dozen oysters on the half shell. For the main course a filet, medium rare, and seared scallops with a butternut squash risotto.
Paired with 3-4 bottles of an aged Pinot Noir.
Damn now I’m hungry.
SK and I are on the same page. Only difference, two dozen oysters, two dozen raw clams — 2 bottles of champagne. Wait for annihilation.
That sounds fitting for the apocalypse as well.
Raw clams are something I’ve yet to try. Tbh I had never heard of them being consumed raw. I’ve only had them steamed.
Nice. Throw in some tuna tartare with fresh bread too.
Also a bowl of chowder.
And a Korean bulgogi taco 😉
Fried clams.
From a little restaurant just outside Reading, MA.
Damn I miss that.
Used to work in Wilmington.
….The Lobster Claw?
YES!
It’s been a long time, but when I just googled it, that’s what came up..on route 28, just by North Reading.
All we have here in Colorado is scrawny fried clam necks at Joe’s Crab Shack. Way overpriced and more like breaded rubber bands.
I Googled Earthed it too …looks just like I recall. Ate there all the time. Haven’t been there is about, ah hem, 30 years. I was a child laborer.
duck cassoulet
Jap food. Any.
Linguine with clams white sauce followed by Taylor Swift for dessert!
Vegemite
Filet, baked potato, Aussie Shiraz
A big fuckin pile of sweetbreads
Cheeseburger and a motherfucking milkshake
Regards
Chuck Bennett
2″ ribbed-eye salt and peppered. Baked potato with butter, salt, pepper, sour cream and a touch of chives. Wash it down with the best Cab-Sav I can get my hands on.
Knob Creek rye whiskey Manhattan, probably two,,,,Lightly smoked “PRIME” rib roast,medium rare,wild rice, heavily buttered, steamed brussels. again heavily buttered. All washed down with a breathed vintaged bordeaux…. A vintaged Petrus magnum for washing it all down,,,, Natch’
I’d down a bottle of Billionaire Vodka from Leon Verres ($3.7 million a bottle) in a few gulps… with a bag of potato chips.
Better yet. Work now to prevent the conditions that would cause such an attack.
Warmonger road show: http://www.jpost.com/Israel-News/WATCH-LIVE-Netanyahu-addresses-Munich-Security-Conference-542917
Great link. I have not seen such hypocrisy since Saddam’s WMD ruse. But then again, Netanyahu is a top corrupt leader of a tribe of professional deceivers. That was rich, Netanyahu accusing Zarif of “lies with eloquence,”
How do you propose one works to prevent the conditions that would cause such attack? Other than nuking the damn place from orbit, just to be sure? Gen. W. Clark already told us 7 countries will be taken out in 5 years.
https://youtu.be/9RC1Mepk_Sw
It’s 2018 and this whole plan is well behind its schedule. We better hurry up and start www3 to get back on schedule.
I am not holding my breath anybody will bring up Israeli’s crimes at this event:
https://tinyurl.com/yahsqzqq
The Clark thing was an education for me back then.
A sincere person, who was both a general and a presidential hopeful was not even aware of the plan. And, as a presidential hopeful, he was not even aware that it is not wise for a player in national politics to share their plan with the public. I no longer assume that everyone in DC is corrupt, some of them are just clueless. Perhaps some are just good people who wrongly assume that others are a good a they are themselves.
Even I, a casual observer, was aware of the plan written in the late 1990s. But I didn’t think we’d be crazy enough to follow through when we were poised against Iraq. I thought, until too late, that lil Bush was just negotiating with Saddam.
This is why I applaud you and anyone who brings attention to the Iran plan to light. After all the wars, death, dislocation and debt, it is stupid to assume that we are not going for the crown jewel of the original neocon plan. (Of course Sarc, revealing truth to people is a lot easier to do when one is careful to avoid triggering reactions which alienate.)
With just two hours left I assume I am on some sort of feeding tube/intravenous drip.
I’d go out and purchase an anti-radiation suit – would eventually feast on radiated dogs/cats/beasts/humans served up with radiated vegs and radiated vino….
Or perhaps I’d wait for, “Martha Stewart and Snoop Dog guide to radiated cuisine”.
I wonder if radiated humans pre-fed oysters and champagne would taste any better?
What happens if I feed a non-radiated cow a radiated human? Is the cow now safe to eat? What if the human had filled up on champagne before their demise? Is the meat more tender?
A whole new branch of cuisine!!!
Happy Nuke Day!!! May you all marinate your internals amply before the impending mushroom cloud of radiation 😀
Chicken with goat cheese and grilled burgers on a charcoal grill.
Fergie with a nice Chianti
Jailor: You have two hours to live..what is your choice for last meal?
Prisoner: Clears throat, swallows….”Yooouuu”
…….Insert favorite horror scene of cannibalism
First Course
A nice bottle of Chardonnay with my apps.
Two dozen oysters on the half-shell split between Northeast and Northwest varietals.
Lobster Bisque, stuffed with full claws.
Foie Gras with thin toast and strongly seared filet cuts on a kabob.
Side Caesar salad.
Second Course
Tomahawk cut ribeye – the biggest, fattiest one on the planet. Cooked perfectly to my liking – seared to the point of random char on the outside, fat heated to the point of melting in your mouth, PINK center, a perfect medium, but the searing on the outside is very important. A sous vide + extremely hot flat iron is the best way to go.
2 Chilean Sea Bass Filets, pan seared.
Thick cut bacon.
A cheeseburger from Five Guys.
Two asada tacos from an authentic Mexican taco truck, five pork tamales as well.
A full rack of baby back ribs. 1/2lb side of brisket. Real baked beans.
Two dozen more oysters. Enough prawns to be able to toss a few around the room and at others without having too few to eat.
Smoked salmon, also – grilled salmon. A nice halibut filet with big pearl cous cous.
Two gyros, three Italian beefs with extra giardiniera, and fifty Chicago style hot dogs.
A side of clam chowder filled with delicious clams.
Side of Fried Clams and frenched fries.
THIRD COURSE
Tiramisu
Key Lime Pie
Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough On An Egg Beater
Chubby Hubby Ice Cream
Dark Chocolate
Chocolate Mousse
A bottle of Woodford Reserve
A bottle of Macallan 25 Year
Unlimited sparklers and bottle rockets
A5 wagyu beef
Beef cheeks
Gelato- probably raspberry
Gold bottle of ace of spades
Then pop some Molly and sit by the window to watch madness ensue