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Morning Poppers (The World is in Love with Cryptos)

Happy Valentine’s Day you filthy animals. I think you should shower and shave today — skip all of the unnecessary bouts of autism and focus on the emotional well being of your loved one.

As for me, I am marveling at the prospects of cryptos — which are feverishly higher this morning. This, as you know, will propel shares of crypto proxies much higher today. For that, I am blessed.

Total market cap now stands at $437 billion, still a solid $370 billion from the highs — however upward marching.

Futures are +125 — because cryptos are in control of the stock market now.

And this caught my eye this morning.

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14 comments

  1. kidstock

    Changing my name to kidcrypto…fuck stocks

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  2. sarcrilege

    CunoleNBClown station is expanding into Onion and National Enquirer markets with fake story about lizards. But it would be fun being a fly on the wall when these “special” lizards were debriefed at Langley and jeered for failing an important mission.

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    • metalleg

      The real story is that the USG created miniature robotic spy dolls that looked like Nancy Pelosi. The aim of the US in deploying these dolls was to damage the libidos of all Iranian men so they have no desire to procreate. It was a long term depopulation plan but it backfired when the Iranians had mistaken the Pelosi dolls for lizards. It was an honest mistake for which the Iranian leadership apologized.

      The official statement from the Iranian government was, “Oops, my bad.”

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  3. Lyndon Keltner

    Oy vey. Sure don’t take much to tank the market anymore.

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  4. Lyndon Keltner

    Start buying /ZB from 144’04.

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  5. gatorsun

    GNC LOW ENOUGH…4.43

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  6. gatorsun

    GBTC TQQQ all ready to fly

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  7. gatorsun

    ZN jews be drillin,,,long long UVXY puts easy to 9

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  8. gatorsun

    ZN score

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  9. masteroneass

    enjoyng my dogecoin shitcoin returns 18 percent. I just beat the sp500 in one fucking day. thanks trump.

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