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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Markets Perform Valentine’s Day Miracle — Avoid Massacre

Sorry I have been out all day and need to run fast.

In short, I had no time to do anything and still own those dastardly inverse ETFs. I am, however, nicely hedged, AND MOAR, by the following pastiche of stocks.

My quant portfolio is +0.4%. If any of you emailed me for Exodus trials, I’ll get to it later. Sorry.

Ciao.

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7 comments

  1. ferd

    It’s amazing indeed. And especially so in light of continually-breaking headlines that someone that was employed at the White House may have struck his wife a decade ago.

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    • sarcrilege

      …and for that we must be thankful to marxists who weaponized ugly, unattractive, butchy and rejected women to destroy beautiful, heterosexual nuclear families.

      Feminism has trained a generation of women to be terrible wives. The lack of good role models and the modern welfare state has produced immature men who don’t understand the responsibilities of being good husbands

      ~David Garrett

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      • cancel19

        I may not agree with most of your posts but this one hits the core. You are mother fucking right with this one.

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  2. it is showtime

    Some renewal for the ww3-starts-in-syria crowd

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  3. flys_sister_givegoodhead
    flys_sister_givegoodhead

    Fly say, 18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out I couldnt trade

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  4. flys_sister_givegoodhead
    flys_sister_givegoodhead

    quant port?

    fuk you you lying scumbag, and the horse you rode in on

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