Markets exploded with joy today, after an early morning scare caused a plunge in futures. I was out most of the day — but was still around enough to see that everything melted up — especially inflation related issues, such as gold and oil.
It was a grande day, marking a V shaped recovery from the ‘correction’ we just endured the past two weeks. Everyone got scared — lost their cocks — and now we’re right back where we started — nearing new record highs.
The Nasdaq is just 3% off the highs and the SPY is 4.2%. With a little patience and some animal instincts, we should be able to get all of it back inside of a fortnight.
I’m getting harangued in my inverse ETFs, but have more than made up for their underperformance with my longs. The bulk of my money is invested systematically and that’s up 1.5% for the session.
I might take a trade before the end of the day, or maybe not. I’m not a fan of chasing gold — but do like oil here. My interests lie in the crypto proxy space, however, seeing BTC lift through the fucking roof again. If you missed out on the crypto run for the past 3 years, this is your chance to buy the fucking dips.
Happy Valentine’s Day faggots.
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Happy V Day Fly xxoo
you must be gay ,wishing this asshole val day
That’s okay anonymous internet person. It’s a blog. I can wish Fly a Happy V Day and you can make rando comments on my sexuality.
I wonder how many people know the length of a fortnight?
If only there was some magical technology that could give me the definition of any word in seconds.
Right, like “CPI”
same # that know fly is a disbarred boiler room manager
Didn’t know you had to pass the Bar to be a money manager. Dumb fuck
You must be disbarred from thinking.
Thanks for the laughs tho
“”I wonder how many people know the length of a fortnight?””
There’s this girl i know that could get back to you on that in a couple weeks. 🙂
Volume has been low to avg, it’s just the at-large operators and proxies providing tranquility. Which I believe is a lure. A get back in the water for all you bumpkins. Another slam will come and possibly soon in relation to senor trump or the ensnaring of the mafia obama hill crowd
This dude…. butt-hurt since 2008
Fake News
Rite, yer losing 50% on yer bad vol trades and somehow you still green.
lol,
you must think we all morons.
you the only moron, moron
and ps, you do suck as a trader. really, your suck monkey dick
He didn’t lose 50%, it was only a 10% position and he probably is close to green after that drawdown- you would know if you were on the inside, but alas, you are a shit flinging moron.
The Fly is hedged. But in a way that he can lose on positions AND hedges. Winning while losing ya monkey-brained simpleton. Fuck what you thought.
We gayly sing and dance drunkedly throughout Wall Street.
Everything is so full of wonder…..it is wonderful!! 🙂
u knot the shooter are ya? wood not be surprised if you were
Where do these trolls come from?
same place two bit mental case touts like fly come from
Gibberish. Lol
Regards
Chuck Bennett
speaking of faggots, bennett
how many faggots come to this site?
not many I suspect.
fly is trolling for page hits and all he gets are three gay stalkers and me
this
Happy Valentines Day.
Here’s some light reading on one of Trump’s bad dates just got a lot worse thanks to the brilliant “3D Chess Masters” in the White House.
https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-02-14/porn-star-trump-broke-nda-i-can-now-tell-my-story
ROFL
Happy VD Everyone!
Happy CLAP Day to you Fry dude !
Phase 1: Buy Stocks and simultaneously Buy Inverse ETFs
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: Profit!
Wulp, Fly got his valentine’s day massacre
So Le Fly was “out” most of the day, eh? Makes no sense when you have a time machine, does it? Now morphing his repatouire into crypto, which supposedly is causing the research of aliens to be degraded…hmmm
the market has been a circus but today is total WTF!
short squeeze to screw all fundamentals. in a rob trading world technicals is all that matters as a large player can use leverage to heist reality to steal profits. Back when FED was acquiring assets the ramp would continue after the squeeze but in FED asset normalization stage the crash will continue as rates increase causes defaults.
Confused. adj. Being unable to think with clarity or act with understanding and intelligence.
Day Trader. adj. Being unable to think with clarity or act with understanding and intelligence.
In other words, owning long and short positions in a bull market.
Bit of a disconnect between yen and stocks. Not to be ignored. One of them is wrong.