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Cryptos and Oil — That’s All a Player Needs

I expect to be eviscerated in my inverse ETFs tomorrow — but will make significant headway in my SHITCOINS and oil holdings. Personally, I’m a big fan of the frackers — regardless of how redundant that might sound. Truth is, America needs more oil and to do so, we need to inject harsh chemicals into the earth — which in turn make some of the drinkable water highly flammable. This is a form of eugenics which is designed to eliminate the weaker forms of DNA amongst our grotesque people.

I’m a BIG fan of FTK and ESV.

Moving on, I like INS, ETH, ELF and STORJ SHITCOINS — which are sharply higher this evening, as BTC nears 10,000 and LTC shoots through the fucking rafters up 30% for the session.

Nasdaq futures are +45 and I just realized that I type very fast — but only do so with my two index fingers — as if I am was monkey hitting the keys of s typewriter.

Good nite to you all.

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9 comments

  1. it is showtime

    Again i dont think its coincidence crypto&equity are rebounding, in correlation. The move since the 10%er hasnt been a meltup.
    very orderly, and, mostly under the auspices of overnight cb pumping. The move down was generally orderly, certainly not a meltdown

    and every single time we’re told “some fear reemerged again”,

    1) even though the designated headwind never went away, in the first place
    2) not a single person whatsoever scratches their head when equities go
    right back to where they were, even though they were just told a
    major headwind emerged. but, that merits record highs again

    kneeslapping-funny the reckoning that will visit dumb-america sometime soon

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    • it is showtime

      there should be a comma
      after and every single time

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      • bintercorp

        There should be some fucking logic and non-retarded chingrish in every single fucking post you make.

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        • it is showtime

          Shows the level of buzzed-troglodytes that frequent the halls

          You would be ambushed and interstellarly rearranged by the harvard debate team

          You’re telling me, pointing out the failure of recognizing contradictions in everyday life, is illogical?

          Check your nuts.

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          • bintercorp

            Harvard debate team? Sorry, I don’t talk to faggots. Go lose some more money on a retarded short you little commie fuck.

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      • s.k.

        Yes, other than that pesky comma your grammar and punctuation were perfect.

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  2. Lyndon Keltner

    I’ll start a short NQ position if it gets up to 6750 in the next few hours.

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  3. corbett

    may be it’s significant for the players but first we have to check out it properly than we have to use it. otherwise it maybe harm more to you.than anything else. check out more at http://corbettexpert.com/jim-corbett-safari.php

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  4. the_wolf

    ? shitcoins and kneecapped range bound oil,….?

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