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Trump Tweets Those Who Sold Stocks Made ‘Big Mistake’ — What the Fuck?

I am all for chaos and have enjoyed the Trump presidency so much more than Obama’s boring 8 years of virtue signaling. However, when it comes to money, I tend to be a little superstitious and this sort of shit tastes like lemon.

Please @Jack, stop the President from ruining our great big beautiful titted stock market — and I mean that in the most gender neutral way possible. We simply cannot have this madman out there tweeted shit like this. Doesn’t he have a war to wage with North Korea? They’re such a threat — he should really focus on nuking them.

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12 comments

  1. mistermoe

    But the EMAILZ!!!!!

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  2. paradox

    I’ve ran the spectrum from indifferent to enjoying Trump just for the lolz, but this probably seals the deal for me feeling a certain loathing for the man. I would bet all the XIV in the world that this guy ends up in the history books as a joke.

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  3. oldmantrader

    I came to the conclusion a long while ago to take the good with the bad when it comes to Trump- he seems to be an optimist and will not allow any negative news by the press to go unanswered. I certainly prefer Trump to a Hilbot Presidency. Tax increases, more government and chicanery than the public could handle.

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    • acehood

      He’s mentally ill, which is an offshoot of optimism I suppose

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      • metalleg

        Love him or hate him, we are all very fortunate that he won the Presidency and thus keeping Hillary out.

        None of this Russian collusion, FISA warrant, dossier shit would have been in the news.

        We would be subject to another 4-8 years of Obama but much much worse.

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        • numbersgame

          Would prefer Trump Pres +Dem Congress over Hill + Rep, but with 1 party in control, I’ve never seen the 1% screw over the little guy so hard – and then the Trumpsters ask for MOAR

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  4. oldmantrader

    On another note perhaps Trump is just anti Zerohedge a site that refuses to recognize any good news.

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  5. sarcrilege

    Heeee’s baaack! Who said Trump will never tweet about the market again?

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  6. WrongView

    All the folks that wrote (gleefully) that POTUS ‘owns’ the market now fell into the same trap Cadet Bone Spurs did. What if it goes up?

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  7. stocksnblondes

    Well, he’s right so far. Betting bearish about the market at any point during his presidency has been a big mistake. Maybe it really is that simple.

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  8. tradercaddy

    Generally speaking the market (equities and bond i.e inverted yield curves) will discount news, good and bad, 6-9 months down the road and not necessarily what is happening now.
    See 1982-82 (recession but markets took off) ,1984, 1992, 2000, 2008 (and others including Panic of 1897, 1921, 1929 -39, etc.).
    Full employment + rising wages = inverted yield curve (probably) coming up and an economic slowdown 6- 9 months away. Watch the yield curve.

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  9. ironturd

    The Orange GOD is MAGA MAGA MAGA queers This is the Roy Moore selloff anus

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