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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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AND WE’RE BACK!!! — I LIKE THE MUH CHART ON THIS ONE — BOOKED A DAY TRADE BECAUSE IT WAS FUN

Fuck you if you’re shorting stocks today. We have to celebrate when given the chance. Today is a jubilee of insanity and I am at forefront making noise — banging on pots and pans.

I kicked out the OSKT I bought this mooring for a $3.50 gain.

Why?

Because.

With the proceeds, I rolled into SECO?

Why?

Because I liked the MUH chart. That’s right, the chart looked so delicious I wanted to take a bite out of it — so I did.

The party is back. Do not remind me of the dark days of two days ago. Up we go.

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9 comments

  1. acehood

    We need to test the lows.

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  2. tradercaddy

    A good day trade day trade would be short QQQ (see crappy action in SMH,AAPL,FB,MSFT) and IWM (Russell 2000).

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  3. gappingandyapping

    How many Wall Street instruments take you to zero overnight without warning? Now how many of these cryptos have gone to zero overnight? By my count it looks like Cryptos are safer. #FUCKYOUCS

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    • tonka

      There’s a subsection of twitter that almost exclusively trades short vol and has been screaming about $XIV extinction events for a very long time.

      You should check it out some time.

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  4. og

    Some violent ass moves each way.

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    • discoordinated

      Yeah, maybe we will trigger a UVXY liquidation to pair nicely with the XIV liquidation.

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  5. ferd

    “I have never day traded in my life faggot”

    – Fly – circa November

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