iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Everything I Own is About to Move Higher

Another day in the market, another day banking coin.

For the day, I positioned myself in gold, via EGO and GROW. With the latter, it has the added distinction of also being a blockchain play. Let me remind you, I never lose.

All of my positions are about to break loose, including FTK, NUGT, SN, LEDS, CNET, SECO and several others.

“The Fly” is back trading and stronger than ever — tossing cars out of his way — ripping mailboxes out from the ground and bashing them into fuckers in my way.

Meanwhile, the Nasdaq jumped by another 50. Life is good and getting better. Try to keep up with this fast paced market.

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16 comments

  1. natehois

    I always get worried when the money comes too fast. Means the party’s gonna come to an end.

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  2. themarketace

    still in $AMCN? seems to be in a tight range at the moment.

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  3. it is showtime

    shiller 34 30 level
    textbook parabolic endstage leg
    Which started following Hurricane Irma

    Why
    did
    I
    highlight
    and
    announce
    there was something
    odd about the start of the leg
    following Hurricane Irma

    Why does showtime keep talking about hurricane irma. Guess what. It became an unending vertical leg solely attached to a mountaintop bubble peak

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  4. edge

    The super rich fuckers are buying bigly in the markets because they have to. Nowhere else to put the money.
    Tax reform and it’s ripple effects are not priced in. M&A, share buybacks and dividends which will go right back into the markets.
    The whole world economy and markets are in sync with no inflation and interest rates not far off the lower bound, with the long end stubborn.
    The retail investors and FOMO are just getting started.
    It’s never looked better.

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  5. mr. nakata

    Mmmmm, TQQQ and JNUG

    Also, Showtime is hilarious.

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  6. MSGT HARTMAN

    EVERYTHING I OWN HAS BEEN MOVING HIGHER FOR FIVE YEARS NOW.

    BUT WELCOME TO THE PARTY, THERE’S ONE DRUNK UGLY CHICK LEFT FOR YOU SITTING ON THE COUCH, PUKING INTO HER PURSE.

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  7. dae42

    How does showtime have enough money left to pay for Internet access or a mobile phone plan?

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