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‘Bout to Make Retard Strength Money in Gold

I see most things are boring this evening, other than gold. Any of you faggots get involved alongside me? I am in NUGT, GROW and EGO and look forward to making a King’s Ransom in the most hated asset class since banks, circa 2009.

Really, who the fuck is long gold these days? Absolutely no one. All of the fiat haters are busy gambling in cryptos like drug addicts. The rest of the gold bugs are either dead or ceded to the market and now own NFLX. The entire Peter Schiff/Jakegint fan boy shareholder base is gone. So, like all things old and out of favor, there comes a certain time and season for it to become fashionable again. I tried to tell you the seasonality favored gold this time of year. The data is right there in Exodus, dying for you to consume it. Instead, like an idiot, you’re not long gold now and you will not make a King’s Ransom when it explodes higher. Seriously, I don’t know why I bother sometimes.

I had too much sushi for dinner this evening and now feel too full to even walk normal. I’m sort of shifting around the house like a crab, walking sideways and deliberately. I do love to eat food from the orient, but something about it makes me want to throw it away as soon as I’m finished with it. Then I want to get the garbage bag the heck out of my house and into the outside trash. If it were Italian food, I wouldn’t mind saving for left over and it probably wouldn’t bother me in the inside trash. Damned Asian food is disgusting after it has been ingested. Who likes to eat old sushi anyways? You’ve got to be some sort of special fucking idiot to do that.

Time for me to go.

Ciao

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6 comments

  1. sarcrilege

    Cats love old sushi. And once those cats get nicely plumb, the chinks make delicious all-you-can-eat kung pao chicken buffet sprinkled with peanuts out of them. That shit can last a few days under those red heat lamps. Bone appetite.

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  2. joyous__ending

    Gold up 17 at the moment. Not planning to add more today. Unfortunately, I started with too small a position a few weeks ago. Will add more on any pull back of a few dollars or flat the next couple days.

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    • sarcrilege

      bro, dont be adding to that garbage of paper. nobody sane is long that scam. that ain’t AU. That’s “gold” for muppets the (((banksters))) use to fleece the filthy goyim by shorting the shit out of it. Do what real men do. Let them smash the heap of toilet paper they wiped their (((ass))) with, saunter into the castle of your local au/ag dealer and get yourself a proper .999 bar you’ll no doubt lose in a boating accident.

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