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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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GOLD IS BREAKING LEGS TO THE UPSIDE — GET IN OR DIE LONELY

You’re never gonna be happy unless you jimmy rig a way to riches. Zero women will ever want to procreate with you, lest you hoodwink them as a youngster — before the concept of money and power mean anything at all. Should you find yourselves to be single and above the age of 30, I strongly suggest getting rich, else you’re going to die a very lonely man.

Lucky for you, you have a space alien magician (SAM) on this site — here to give you stock ideas to get rich from.

Listen to me now, else forever be stuck holding your balls. Gold is on the precipice of an energetic move higher. Cast aside all of your juvenile biases and bear witness to my NUGT — splitting necks and heads to the upside today.

Dare I say, the rally isn’t over?

I went long high beta play EGO right now, searching for alpha. You can dick around with your ETFs and shares of GE and remain poor, or you can grab the bull by its horns and take what is rightfully yours.

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17 comments

  1. edge

    Breaking legs? I doubt it, but EGO could, if the perceptions are right. Fundamentally, could be hopeless, but never underestimate the gold bugs. OK. I’m in.

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  2. sarcrilege

    Alpha males (looks at himself in the mirror) use LBMA bars as doorstops in their caves. Gold paper derivatives are for the rest…unless one stands for delivery.

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    • Dr. Fly

      Enjoy staying poor.

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      • sarcrilege

        ouch, I just tripped over one of them bars and spilled a glass of Louis Roederer Cristal I opened this morning. Aw well, might as well get into my Château Lafite Rothschild that’s chilling in the ice bucket.

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      • madness

        “Wealth consists not in having great possessions, but in having few wants.” Epictetus

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    • tonka

      If the short term risk/reward is better in gold derivatives, why not make money on the derivatives so you can buy more physical?

      Is that not allowed?

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      • edge

        WTF Dr. Fly, EGO is out of place since it’s not a POS. Explain yourself. Jeez, even pays a dividend, March 3. I bought MOAR.

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  3. tonka

    Gold looks really coiled here. Decent chance we get a pullback right now for technical reasons you don’t care about. But at some point this year we’re gonna pop over 1400 and a weekly is gonna be up 1000+%. Just a matter of picking the right one.

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  4. Marc David

    Stripe payments to end Bitcoin support
    https://stripe.com/blog/ending-bitcoin-support

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  5. edge

    My advice for 2018: Buy calls. No, it doesn’t matter which ones. Be a man, do it.

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  6. og

    Is ROKU the next GPRO? Fuck me to buying it this morning.

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  7. bennyhill

    I must blow to live in your materialistic world of finance from behind a computer monitor.

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  8. dae42

    Gold is gay and strictly for the angry elderly.

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