iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Gold, Oil, and Shitcoins for the Win

This is how everyone should be spending their days, modeling it against mine.

Wake up at 6am and take a fucking shower. After the shower, get dressed to look like a citizen of the world, shuffle into the kitchen for a large bowl of oat’d meal and black coffee. After breakfast, open your computer to peruse the financial news — laugh at your Twitter feed.

Trade stocks all day, with just a 20 minute break for extra coffee, sustenance, and idle chit chat with fellow human beings. After profiting all day, which is hard work, head out to the fucking gym to keep your physical form in shape.

Start trading SHITCOINS after 7pm; read white papers to get better accustomed with the new asset class.

Eat a fine supper. Drink a little wine. Watch teevee, take another fucking shower, and go to bed.

Gold is higher by more than 1% this morning, Dow futures are +80, oil is +0.4%, and BTC is +10%.

Welcome to the greatest show on earth.

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5 comments

  1. boyaj

    1 for the win. You’re going to get so tired of winning all the time.

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  2. ferd

    Gold up 1%, that’s nice.

    Silver – up 2.5%.

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  3. halfbloodpope

    The second shower should be immediately following the gym. Too much risk of contaminating the home with pathogens from the general population. I even prefer to place a towel over my car seat upon leaving the gym.

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  4. JakeGint

    Nice, no lunch?

    BTW, I’ve got a great precious metal ticker, appropriate to time and place– $MAG.

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  5. teslawasright

    Here Here! The Fly is King of the late night drive

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