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Excuse for Hawaiian Missile Alert Scare: ‘Someone Literally Pressed the Wrong Button’

A few months back at the height of the North Korean nuclear showdown bullshit, CNN was teaching residents, incredulously, how to survive a nuclear attack. Today, someone in government ‘pressed the wrong button’, which led to a 38 minute long state of pending annihilation — sending out text messages to all residents warning of a fucking missile heading their war.

Here’s CNN getting to the bottom of this boondoggle, finding out that someone had in fact, ‘literally pressed the wrong button.’

Ed Dowd, former iBC blogger and resident of Hawaii, describes what he saw when the alert went out during breakfast.

His opinion on the whole pushing the wrong button excuse.

Former Halloween actress took to Twitter to blame Trump.

Kids in storm drains.

And…like clockwork, the ‘deep state’ did it.

For a country that seemingly has everything, why is everyone so fucked in the head and what the fuck is wrong with our officials/leaders? Not enough fear? Bunch of Pennywise motherfuckers out there.

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24 comments

  1. small pleb

    HODL

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  2. heckler

    Fly your butthole would be quivering if you got that message don’t pretend otherwise.

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  3. ironbird

    The Trannies did not do this. Just ask Gabbard.

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  4. fxtradepro

    I’m not buying this “wrong button” line. It can’t be possible that they’ve left this emergency alert job to completely incompetent asshole, or is it? This smells like a hack or something of the sort.

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    • Cricket

      Fat fingered Feds? Renegade Russians? Hermit Kingdom hackers?

      Name your poison. My bet is on the MSM spinning a Renegade Russians colluding with The Donald storyline.

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  5. metalleg

    If a missile did hit Hawaii, it certainly wouldn’t be NK behind it.

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    • sarcrilege

      It’s a drill. Get the dumb goyim used to the idea war is coming by heightening their sense of fear and insecurity. It’ll be much easier for Israelis to dispatch dumb white kids from flyover states to die in ME for their greater Israel.

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      • moosh

        Probably a drill. Don’t you think it is informative though, on a big picture scheme of things – even without your view of other possible things in play?

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  6. sarcrilege

    Why would anybody ask “…what the fuck is wrong with our officials/leaders”? Is it not clear (a) they are not our or american leaders. they are Israelis and US gubermint is Israeli occupied territory and USA is an Israeli colony; (b) prepare for war. not with NK. with Iran on behalf of those Satan’s pukes in IsraHell.
    https://tinyurl.com/y859oja4

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    • slowmo

      Hey everybody, our sick Nazi fuck (SAC) has crawled out of his sewer and is posting today. The JEWS!–living rent free in SAC’s fucked up head…..

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      • sarcrilege

        Shlomo, nothing validates the truth like an insulted filthy Jew of your kind. It’s always good to know I am right. Just as Alexander Solzhenitsyn said, “For a Jew nothing is more insulting than the truth”.
        https://tinyurl.com/yd53u73a

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        • sarcrilege

          Oh, one more thing Shlomo, before I forget, Harry S. Truman, an American statesman who served as the 33rd President of the United States, thought that Hitler and Stalin were two incompetent amateurs compared to the murderous, brutal, depraved conniving filthy Jews.
          https://tinyurl.com/y8sjh8e9

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      • moosh

        Slowmo, you seem to be on the tip of every one of sarcs comments…name calling, but never actually refuting anything with substance? What up?

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  7. ironbird

    The “shithole” narrative was waking up people. The dark deep side of it and all. Cue the Trannie pressing the “wrong” button. Hmm. Sounds like they need a new narrative. Again. Fucking freaks.

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  8. bob smith

    Fake news… Ok, so now I have to buy my pineapples at Walmart instead of Aldi’s. And I am conerned why???

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  9. traderconfessions
    traderconfessions

    Oh just ignore SAC.. he’s the Kardashian’of IBC..,just saying outrageous shot for attention. Probably has tits too.

    Thank god Trumps eldercare handlers let him play thru during the panic.

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  10. michael

    Just trying to sell more weapons to South Korea and try and make Trump look bad.

    By all accounts form diplomats that have talked to NK, they want a real peace accord and to be taken seriously on the world stage.

    Jamie Lee Curtis thinks shes Hanoi Jane.

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  11. heaterman

    The whole purpose of the “false alarm” was to give the “news” something to focus on other than the fact indictments were issued to persons connected with the Uranium One deal.

    There you have it.
    Shit like a false nuke alarm doesn’t just happen.

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  12. indie

    no wrong button. just incompetent staff. The new staff that was hired over the last year.

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  13. one-eighty

    “For a country that seemingly has everything, why is everyone so fucked in the head …”

    You seem to attract more than your fair share. The average IQ of your commentators is into negative territory. They are repellent.

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  14. indie

    What if it was not a drill and not the wrong button?

    Think about that for a moment…

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