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INDEUD

BURG is getting some hamburger helper today — breaking the fuck out to the upside sans news. It’s the very best marketing gimmick known to mankind.

“Come and eat our hammed burgers and win a chance at some of these here crypto currencies that everyone is getting rich from.”

You’d have to be a fucking moron to eat a MacDonald’s when BURG is handing out wealth.

Stock will trade in 100% increments shortly. You’ve been Mcwarned.

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3 comments

  1. infinitezuul

    Hammed Burgers and Crypto Currencies – this stock was made for you.

    If only it had some oil tangent it would be complete.

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  2. Mr Samsonite Hamburglar
    Mr Samsonite Hamburglar

    Mr LeFly,
    While you were away I took the liberties to buy some more of this BURG stock, for with a name like this what can go wrong? In addition I added another $5 million to our long XRP position, for once the HODLers start re-buying we shall make a fortune and more.
    Indeud.

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