Fat, DISGUSTING, People Are Eating Up Shares of $SHAK After Receiving Small Cap 600 Inclusion

Truth be told, I’m as thin as a bean pole and I love $SHAK and it has nothing to do with today’s news that they’ve been added to the SPY small cap 600.

This is the real deal and 2017 might represent a break out year for SHAK.

The company is growing quickly and the stock has done nothing in two years, following a post IPO collapse. Said collapse was due to corrupt and criminal venture capitalists and investment bankers pricing the company at an absurd valuation and then dumping it on the plebeian retail investor. We’ve seen this play out for nearly the past 7 years and it’s only gonna get worse — unless those greedy VC devils blow up and bankrupt themselves. But that’s a conversation for another time.

What’s not to like about these charts?

Don’t try this at home. You might go bankrupt.

In what can only be described as a game of financial chicken, I bought both $SEDG and $TDW this morning. Both companies are complete garbage, especially TDW — who sports a bankrupt balance sheet of 12x debt/eq. Unless a new renaissance of deep water drilling befalls us, TDW is toast before the year is through. Hopefully, I’ll be out by then. But if not, oh well.

Moving on, I bought SEDG — mainly because I hate both Israeli based companies and I loathe solar. What better way to expel my demons than to buy an Israeli based solar stock? If anything, this experience I am about to undergo will be therapeutic.

Aside from China, no country on the face of the planet is more shady than Israel, when it comes to their publicly traded stocks of course.

Stocks are milquetoasting higher this morning, as it approaches Dow 20k. Sort of boring action. I expect more cowbell by the end of the day. If not, I’ll buy more stocks to make it interesting for myself.

A bullish narrative is playing out here on China and the reflation trade. I just heard some analyst on Bloomberg says Japanese GDP would grow by 2% this year. If so, that’d be evidence of a god, a true miracle.

Copper rising by more than 2% here absolutely pulverizes any attempts at derailing this rally.

The usual suspects should rally off this move: $FCX, $BHP, $RIO.

Dow 20k or die.

Back in 2013, Bitcoin surged to over $1,200 just before Mt. Gox got hacked and the whole house of cards came crumbling down — bitcoin included. Then the Winklevoss Twins stepped in, along with other high profile venture capitalists, and the price has been supportive ever since.

The value of bitcoin, as a market cap, is anywhere from $15-19 billion now, a new record high. But the actual price value is still a solid $175 away from the 2013 levels.

BTC are higher by an astonishing 6% this morning.

In other words, the whole thing is a giant scam, one they could easily fall victim to those genius Russian hackers. In spite of the Winklevoss Twins hardly knowing how to do anything g right, rowing included, their timimg on bitcoin was perfect — almost too perfect.

According to public record, the twins bought $11 mill worth of Bitcoins when the price was $260. Then the price collapsed to $120 and then the leader of fake news, Washington Post, said they owned $40m worth of them, or 1% of all bitcoins. In other words, if they held, the current value of their pyramid scam currency is anywhere from $40 to $160m.

Fuck me.

The share price of the bitcoin ETF, $GBTC, will surge on the open.

Morgan Stanley is out with a helter skelter note of caution on markets, warning investors to sell the Trump inauguration while upping earnings estimates by 18% for 2018 — citing material upside in earnings and multiple contraction.

Plainly, if what Morgan Stanley says comes to fruition, stocks should trade higher on the backs of buybacks, fiscal stimulus, and big corporate tax cuts. However, the sages at Morgan are worried about the recent scale of the rally, coupled with Fed hike fever risks, European uncertainty and of course a rising dollar.

They see no near term catalyst to drive shares after the inauguration and suggest investors start to think about getting out.

U.S. stocks have rallied since the election, but it’s time for investors to start thinking about getting out, possibly timed for President-elect Donald Trump’s inauguration, Morgan Stanley said.

“We are worried that there is arrogance in telling people that they should be worried, but to stay bullish for now,” Morgan Stanley said in a note dated Tuesday.

“Part of us thinks we should just sell the inauguration. After all, what incrementally positive and exciting outcomes could be produced in the first few weeks after that?”

“To us, it is WHEN, not IF we should fade this recent reflation trade,” it said.

Morgan Stanley set its base-case target for the S&P 500 at 2300 at end-2017, marking 16.2 times its 2018 earnings forecast, compared with Tuesday’s close at 2257.83.

“We can’t help but think that the Republican sweep has created a more uncertain and volatile outlook for the economy and corporate earnings growth,” it said, citing risks from a more hawkish Federal Reserve, China’s economic slowdown, a much stronger dollar and European political uncertainty.

Morgan Stanley said there was clearly a lot of earnings uncertainty ahead, but it still forecast that the S&P 500 earnings would be about 18 percent higher in 2018 than in 2016.

But it noted that the biggest driver of that increase – more than 50 percent of it — would come from Trump’s promised corporate tax cut to 20 percent from 35 percent. Another 30 percent of the earnings rise over the next two years would likely come from fiscal stimulus and nearly 27 percent from acceleration in share buybacks, it added.

One final note of weariness by Morgan is the possibility that companies might pass on cost savings to consumers following Trump’s tax cuts. This abhorrent specter of ‘competing away’ savings is hateful to Morgan and they feel that could pose as a potential pitfall for markets.

God willing, our valiant and industrious corporations will continue to gouge us and take said tax savings to increase corporate bonuses for C level executives and execute superfluous share buybacks to further enhance their standing at their local country clubs.

source: Morgan Stanley

The first week of January is a time to shitpost on the blog and make mounds of cash in societies worst stocks.

While the stated goal of any stable minded investor is to maximize returns while minimizing risk, I view this moment in time a bit differently. Even after a gigantic move higher, defying the laws of mathematics and economics, we are likely to see the very worst stocks rip higher this week.

I’m talking meat stocks, nuclear bomb plays, god damned solar stocks for Christ’s sake.

Last year was a time to mourn economics, which paved the way for central bank tyranny over markets, on a global scale. This January we are likely to see the mandate of the globalist elite gerrymander equities higher, in a final salvo before Trump’s policies castrate them.

I’ll be executing some fresh buys first thing tomorrow morning.

Listen to me democrats. The American people only like to see celebrities on the teevee. Everyone knows they’re a lot of filthy degenerate animals, a cabal filled with pedophiles, drug addicts and the very basest and worst qualities of mankind. Having celebrities speak out for liberal values does as much good as having neo-nazis screaming ZIONISTS at a Trump rally for conservatives.

If you want your party back, you first need to purge the idiots who make videos like this and order them to quit meddling in the affairs of normal people.

Look at this craziness. It’s like a caricature of a libtard, something one might expect to see in a comedy skit. If I was a republican strategist, I could not think of a better way to further GOP gains than by having videos like this spread across the web.

Who the fuck else is betting on a renewed stockpiling of our nuclear arms arsenal? No one, which is precisely why the sector isn’t done going higher. Right now there’s a little momentum to this small industry of extreme national importance, which has been cast aside during the ‘green years’ of Barack Obama. In a little more than a fortnight, all of that will change, ushering forth a new era of nuclear energy and weapons that could destroy targets miles deep into the earth’s upper mantle.

Inside Exodus, I’ve created my own little bomb factory, cordoning off the nuclear energy names to get a better idea how they’re responding to news. Old contract plays like $CCJ aren’t fairing as well as the truly beaten down ones, like $URRE and $UEC — for obvious reasons.

According to our industry market timing algorithms, the sector is not overbought — based off historical precedence.

Last, but not least, my GARP index started off the New Year in style — greatly outperforming the Bubble Index — one of the many intended purposes of the index.

It was a fine first day, with banks and all of the important sectors chipping in. Both natural gas and oil were destroyed. However, all of the other commodity sectors did well — further purporting the illusion of inflation, a necessary toxin needed to further the market’s gains.

Towards the end of 2016, as my positions slowly rolled downhill in a morbid display of apathy, I cut them loose and poured all available assets into one stock.

The thesis behind this ‘investment’ was war, nuclear war gentlemen, with a belligerent undertone of fatalism.

It is my belief that President Donald J. Trump, in his quest to make American great again, will also make her nuclear weapons cache larger than ever before. We will mine for uranium as if in search for water. Weapons of violence will be produced on an industrial scale. Gravity cannons from outer space will negotiate new trade deals with China and the once fabled uranium industry will become great again.

As such, my insane position in $UEC has gone parabolic to the upside, with a promise for much more.

Today I wrote a large check to fund my account 4x the value it was in 2016 — in an effort to better win — doing so in a much bigger way. I’ve made two purchases thus far. Being an avid purveyor of ideas and information, I’ve made it my duty to establish an elegant grace very early on in 2017, in an effort to quell rumors that I’ve gone insane and didn’t know how to trade stocks anymore.

The rise of “The Fly” is at hand.

BEHOLD.

If this doesn’t deliver us to Dow 20,000 burger, nothing will.

What’s not to like over soaring sovereign bonds yields for some of the most indebted nations the world has ever known? Brace yourselves, inflation is coming.

Did you ever wonder how sharply higher borrowing costs for an economy with $20 trillion in debt might work out for proposed fiscal stimulus projects? We’ll soon find out!

The euro crapping out v the dollar is a daily occurrence.

And here’s Germany, land of the migrant. Bunds are up an astounding 10bps, a 53% move. Bankrupt Italy surging ahead too, all boolish news, apparently.

Lastly, here a small reminder of debt/GDP ratios. Economics. It used to matter.

Dow 20,000 here we come.