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Starting the New Year with Extreme Pomp and Circumstance

Towards the end of 2016, as my positions slowly rolled downhill in a morbid display of apathy, I cut them loose and poured all available assets into one stock.

The thesis behind this ‘investment’ was war, nuclear war gentlemen, with a belligerent undertone of fatalism.

It is my belief that President Donald J. Trump, in his quest to make American great again, will also make her nuclear weapons cache larger than ever before. We will mine for uranium as if in search for water. Weapons of violence will be produced on an industrial scale. Gravity cannons from outer space will negotiate new trade deals with China and the once fabled uranium industry will become great again.

As such, my insane position in $UEC has gone parabolic to the upside, with a promise for much more.

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Today I wrote a large check to fund my account 4x the value it was in 2016 — in an effort to better win — doing so in a much bigger way. I’ve made two purchases thus far. Being an avid purveyor of ideas and information, I’ve made it my duty to establish an elegant grace very early on in 2017, in an effort to quell rumors that I’ve gone insane and didn’t know how to trade stocks anymore.

The rise of “The Fly” is at hand.

BEHOLD.

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16 comments

  1. dmfracer

    Congratulations. I, too, also plan to bank millions of extreme coin over the next few years (and indeed have already begun). I’ll try to not to put out an eye with all the California sparkling wine corks flying about.

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  2. mspm

    Congrats on the win, looks like UEC could test the $1.50 level or so in short order

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  3. cadguy

    The Fly we all know and love is back (a-la Rick Ross)! Congrats on the win. Looking forward to following in 2017.

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  4. Dr. Fly

    No need to congratulate. “The Fly” was always in a constant state of winship. He laid dormant last year to best impersonate Sean Hannity.

    The wins will be dramatic and aggressive this year, as I’m only trading my own money.

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  5. cancel19

    I was already in URRE before the DT tweet and joined you with UEC. Any thoughts why TLT up nicely?

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  6. it is showtime

    The rumors that “Obama tripled the stock market” need to be quelled. The programming regime of Fed/citadel/primary dealers tripled the stock market, enactment and endorsement by Obama subdivisions. Many many democrat stalwarts and zombies believe the econ talking point graphics containing “He” “Tripled the stock market”

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    • it is showtime

      Ironically, “Obama tripling the stock market” is fake news, for the person who checkmarked this, fake news

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  7. heckler

    FUCK YEAH! Gansta Fly aka Fly Money ’bout to bring some shit!

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  8. jacked rabbit

    Excellent news, Fly. May you see MOAR gains, you magnificent bastard…

    There’s a time for games and there’s a time to kill.

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  9. matt_bear

    you fucked around being a loser with gold and silver for an entire year, and now made 30% in a week.

    what have we learned?

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  10. robbiecrocks

    This is the shit I have missed from this blog. Big wins for the fucking boys! Thanks boss.

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  11. bennyhill

    Wow unreal. Now donate some of the proceeds to anti-nuclear organizations so you don’t feel guilty?

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  12. cancel19

    C’mon assholes! I mean that in a loving way, Dr. Fly nailed it politically too!!! Cut him some slack assholes, I also mean that in a loving way too.

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    • bennyhill

      Actually for someone who blogged on the verge of Trump shilling all year, his ability to ride the post-election rally couldn’t have been botched any better than it was. With all due respect.

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