In Search for Societies Investable Troglodytes

The first week of January is a time to shitpost on the blog and make mounds of cash in societies worst stocks.

While the stated goal of any stable minded investor is to maximize returns while minimizing risk, I view this moment in time a bit differently. Even after a gigantic move higher, defying the laws of mathematics and economics, we are likely to see the very worst stocks rip higher this week.

I’m talking meat stocks, nuclear bomb plays, god damned solar stocks for Christ’s sake.

Last year was a time to mourn economics, which paved the way for central bank tyranny over markets, on a global scale. This January we are likely to see the mandate of the globalist elite gerrymander equities higher, in a final salvo before Trump’s policies castrate them.

I’ll be executing some fresh buys first thing tomorrow morning.