EXPLAIN THIS: A Man Named ‘Trump’ Starred in 1958 Show Promising to Save Citizens by Building a Wall

I have a theory.

First, watch this spooky piece of teevee history, about a conman who promised to save a town from ruin, if only they’d build a wall. That man was named ‘Trump.’

Circa 1958

Not enough to rattle your cage?

Back in 1990, Heavy Metal comics published a story about Trump, who at the time was famous in NYC. In this story, named The Wall, he convinced the people to follow him to overthrow the rich establishment shills in charge of the city.

The result was Trump in charge and people writing ‘Dump Trump’ on the wall. Oh, by the way, part of his strategy to gain popular support was to hand out Trump hats. One of this key supporters was Mike Tyson, who, incidentally, was a vocal supporter of Trump this election.

Here is the 12 part series.

So are these incredible instances mere coincidence or are we living in a simulation and simply living out a script like in the HBO show Westworld?

Quick question for you retards out there: who’d you rather have with the nuclear football, a billionaire who loves women, hotels and golf or this bitch?

This is the first interview that I’ve seen where Tucker had to cut his guest off early. She was fucking deranged and prattled on about Trump being a fascist leader, ‘worse than Hitler’ and also a ‘war criminal’, which is interesting since he’s done nothing but continues to manage the Obama wars.

When the right wing good squads hit the streets, people like her shall be exchanged for rabbit skins with our trading partners in Siberia.

Ever notice how these women always look the same, shrill, dead eyes, without any warmth?

Look at the hair on Tim Seymour, not a god damned gray one. Isn’t that amazing?

I remember when I had hair like that. I used to spend inordinate hours in the bathroom combing it just right, like a little bitch. I wasn’t truly redpilled until I lost it and finally realized hair is, in fact, for pussies.

CNBC’s Fast Money made a lot of waves with the title of this segment, “Just Buy Everything”. But it was complete shit.

complete shit

The only bullish one on there was the Italian Stallion, Guy Adami — the only real man on the show. Karen Finerman is tougher and manlier than “BK”, but she was deathly afraid of stocks. She probably hates this rally with all of her spite, as I’d bet dollars to donuts she voted for Hillary at least 3 times.

Brian Kelly, aka “BK”, had a fucking pork chop in his mouth during the segment, scared of his own shadow. Truly despicable. The alien looking fella, Tim Seymour, is usually a super bull; but today he was all hair, with lots of environmentally unfriendly 1980s era hair spray on it.

I felt like Guy wanted to stand up and club everyone to death on the panel for talking about ‘protective puts’ and useless RSI levels, while markets are roaring at record highs.

It would’ve made for excellent television.

Pandering to demographic shifts, the democratic party has made the white male persona non grata in America. In fact, through their media shills, they’ve made him, and all white people for that matter, the horrible target for overt and hateful racism. This brand of putrid behavior should never be acceptable by civilized people. It wasn’t right when white people were doing it to blacks in the past and it’s not right for white people to be doing it to white people now.

Oh shit, what the fuck is wrong with white people?

Maybe it’s just that the democrat party, the party of slavery and Jim Crow, can’t function efficiently without invoking racism into their agenda. I am dead fucking serious about this. It’s classic divide and conquer stratagem. A cursory google search will prove my point, showing the democratic parties racist past and how old habits, apparently, die hard.

Now that minority voters tend to vote overwhelmingly in favor of democratic party candidates, they’ve stolen the race movement from minorities and have been using propaganda against white people — which is ironic since the democratic party is led by white people. It’s a diabolical plan that is bound to blow up in their faces — just like slavery.

Some guy created a Chrome extension to change the word ‘white’ to ‘black’, which works magnificently when perusing the racist columns of the leftist media.

I made an extension that changes "white" to "black" on @HuffingtonPost, @Salon, and @BuzzFeed for hilarious results. https://t.co/Gp0PPaiGzX pic.twitter.com/TnNXvJzt7d

— Uncle Chang (@UncleChangNYC) February 20, 2017

Behold the results.

I bet all of those writers thought they were clever when they published those shrill articles. Not too clever now, eh?

For the better part of the past 8 years, markets spiraled upwards under the command of the Federal Reserve, in spite of President Obama’s anti-capitalistic policies. This, my leftarded friends in the swamp, isn’t up for debate. With the highest tax rates amongst developed nations in the world, coupled with a crippling welfare state and socialized healthcare plan, on top of onerous rules and regulations, doing business in America wasn’t easy under Obama. These policies, betwixt with an overall somber mood by a downtrodden and defeated rust belt due to anti-American trade deals, has led us to decades low productivity and the first ever sub 3% GDP showing of any administration in the history of America.

This melancholy produced a true desire for change, which was the primary driver behind the electoral win for the anti-establishment, anti-mulit-lateral trader, anti-EU, anti-status quo candidate, Donald J. Trump.

It was widely believed, since Hillary Clinton was Wall Street’s favorite, being the recipient of all of Wall Street’s money, markets would plunge after a Trump win. On the eve of his victory, markets did plunge, as much as 1,000 points in the futures markets — but ended up rallying fiercely off the lows and they haven’t looked back since.

Stuck with the reality of Trump, business leaders soon recognized that his plans, although orated in an unorthodox way, could be hugely beneficial to growth expectations. The anti-regulatory, anti-high tax rate, pro-infrastructure vision of Trump has led markets higher by 10% since election night — adding more than $2 trillion in market capitalization in a little more than 3 months.

Establishment shills hate it, as they view each Dow gain as a testament to Trump’s successful policies.

So what is the difference between the Obama rally and Trump’s?

Simple. Obama was literally never interested in pro-growth strategies. He was focused on environmental issues, saving the planet from evil coal miners, and creating a moat around big business, via regulations and high tax rates, that insulated them from competition. Trump’s playbook is the exact opposite, as he’s busy cutting regulations, taxes and telling big business to fuck off — fixated to negate all multi-lateral trade deals for the bi-lateral sort.

If the GOP gets off their asses and supports these pro-growth strategies, markets will a true rally with energetic zeal — helping GDP growth to explode to the upside. The BIG “if”, of course, is whether or not Paul Ryan and that turkey necked leader in the Senate, can quit shilling for establishment whores long enough to give these policies a chance at freeing the animal spirits pent up in America.

What do you think?

The details are sketchy, but the new Trump order will call for plans to deport up to 11 million illegal immigrants, even those who aren’t Mexican, but transported into the United States via Mexico.

To do this, the United States would need to inform the Mexican government of our plans, which have been met with fierce resistance in the Mexican senate.

One Senator, Zoe Robledo, ironically, said Mexico shouldn’t accept because the influx of migrants into Mexico would put a lot of pressure on the Mexican population. Is he serious?

“This is an enormous mistake that Mexico shouldn’t accept,” Senator Zoe Robledo said by telephone. “If we suddenly have massive deportations into Mexico, we’d have a lot of pressure not only from our own population, but would be in charge of deporting others as well.”

To accomplish this task, Trump will order the DHS to hire another 15,000, including 5,000 border agents.

No more catch and release.

The memos said the DHS “no longer will exempt classes or categories of removable aliens from potential enforcement” — calling President Obama’s approach of prioritization a “failure.”

“Department personnel may initiate enforcement actions against removable aliens encountered during the performance of their duties,” the memos stated.

After the wall is built, using Mexican tax payers pesos, the task of border control will be appreciably easier.

It appears Trump has pivoted from blocking people from entering the US to deporting them, something the courts will have an exceedingly hard time thwarting.

Alas, the time has come for you to remove yourselves from feeble feelings of reticence. Your sojourn into the safe quarters of cash has castrated your market manhood and transformed a perfectly fine example of American vitality into a hateful symbol of mediocrity.

“The Fly” is here to tell you that, although hard and difficult, the path towards wanton depravity and success is being forged again. Markets shall follow the past of least resistance upwards, led by a certain Donald John Trump. Even though he’ll be bedeviled by fake news reporters, catamite establishment shills, and rogue CIA agents armed with heart attack darts, he will succeed and bring forth a new Renaissance free of Mexican intruders and men wholly interested in blowing themselves up inside coffee shoppes.

My journey from belligerent bull to horribly grim bear back to circle jerking bull has been completed, full circle. My road was a long, arduous, one filled with ghastly rabid beasts and aggressive harem operators. But I’m back in my comfort zone again, fully retarding all enemy advances heading towards my purse (no homo).

Listen to me now: infrastructure stocks are where the money will be made, not stupid tech. The days of idiot tech is over. Behold the grandeur and certitude of zinc mines and bedazzled uranium stockpiles, as well as iron ore and crude oil.

Top picks: $CLF, $TECK, $UEC, $HBM

In a Bloomberg interview, Hans Van Cleef, ABN Amro’s senior energy economist, said crude is at grave risk of mcplunging down to $30. He said the chicanery taking place at OPEC can’t last forever and that US production has soared by 500,000 barrels per day since prices have recovered.

The OPEC-Russian agreement lasts until July, then it’s unknown what will happen to worldwide supplies, which are being buoyed by increased production in Nigeria, Libya and also Iran.

“If they don’t continue with this trend, then the oil price could drop back to where it was two years ago,” Hans van Cleef, ABN Amro’s senior energy economist, said in an interview with Bloomberg’s Oil Buyer’s Guide, adding he’s unsure whether the deal to restrict supplies will persist. “Oil prices could easily go back to the low $30s.”

Van Cleef said his view is that the “downside risk has become much bigger than previously,” with signs that the market had already priced in the production cuts. With compliance at about 90 percent — a historically high level — “we don’t see any upside from OPEC anymore,” he said. “What we do see is more risk of higher production in the U.S., we see a rise in inventories.”

I’m not so sure about this call. The collapse of 2015-2016 was predicated on a weakening China. Supply has been plentiful for years and inventories exceedingly high. The only way crude gets back to $30 is for a full blown panic to strike at the heart of Beijing’s ficticious economy.

God willing, crude will find its way back to $30 in short order, after I’ve sold all of my stocks of course.

Always eloquent, Britain’s Nigel Farage offers his views on the current state of leftist delirium — pointing out how the younger generation have been hijacked by an agenda rich education system, indoctrinating them to not only espouse a certain ideology, but to become intolerant to opposing viewpoints. By definition, they’ve become the very thing they’re working so terribly hard to defeat: god damned fascists.

A mindset of intolerance has been normalized amongst the left, promoted by the media, even accepting violence in order to ‘stomp out’ nazis and white supremacists.

The bullshit has to end. They can’t keep getting away with it.

Bear in mind, Goldman’s David Kostin has been wrong his entire life. I cannot recall the last time he made an accurate call. Therefore, seeing that he’s still dutifully employed at Goldman, I can only surmise that he’s offering us bad advice on purpose — as a mode of misdirection.

In a research note out today, Kostin is saying markets are too ebullient and that a reversion to the mean is coming, especially since the proposed Trump tax cuts might be nothing more than a dream. He noted the divergence between survey data pointing to a stronger than expected economy and professional analysts who are much more sanguine on America’s prospects as being cause for concern.

In other words, the plebeian class should refrain from trying to predict macroeconomic trends and instead see to it that their bottle of gin has been thoroughly polished off — leaving the the professionals at Goldman to properly determine the economic forecast.

“Financial market reconciliation lies ahead,” said David Kostin, Goldman’s chief U.S. equity strategist. “We are approaching the point of maximum optimism and the S&P 500 will give back recent gains as investors embrace the reality that tax reform is likely to provide a smaller, later tailwind to corporate earnings than originally expected.”

Kostin sees a dichotomy between investor hopes and the reality on the ground, and says it’s indicative of “cognitive dissonance” in the market.

“On the one hand, investors, corporate managers, and macroeconomic survey data suggest an increase in optimism about future economic growth,” he said. “In contrast, sell-side analysts
have cut consensus [full-year] adjusted [earnings per share] forecasts by 1 percent since the election and ‘hard’ macroeconomic data show only modest improvement.”

“We recommend investors focus on stocks with high secular growth prospects rather than ‘winners’ and ‘losers’ from potential tax reform,” Kostin said.

Dunce.