Alas, the time has come for you to remove yourselves from feeble feelings of reticence. Your sojourn into the safe quarters of cash has castrated your market manhood and transformed a perfectly fine example of American vitality into a hateful symbol of mediocrity.
“The Fly” is here to tell you that, although hard and difficult, the path towards wanton depravity and success is being forged again. Markets shall follow the past of least resistance upwards, led by a certain Donald John Trump. Even though he’ll be bedeviled by fake news reporters, catamite establishment shills, and rogue CIA agents armed with heart attack darts, he will succeed and bring forth a new Renaissance free of Mexican intruders and men wholly interested in blowing themselves up inside coffee shoppes.
My journey from belligerent bull to horribly grim bear back to circle jerking bull has been completed, full circle. My road was a long, arduous, one filled with ghastly rabid beasts and aggressive harem operators. But I’m back in my comfort zone again, fully retarding all enemy advances heading towards my purse (no homo).
Listen to me now: infrastructure stocks are where the money will be made, not stupid tech. The days of idiot tech is over. Behold the grandeur and certitude of zinc mines and bedazzled uranium stockpiles, as well as iron ore and crude oil.
Top picks: $CLF, $TECK, $UEC, $HBM
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$VALE — tempted to buy going into earnings.
Do it
You vegan coward.
Do I dare ask what your PT for CLF is?
$30
Good to see my avatar getting his proper… props.
the Trump trade is going to literally be the most hated leg up, of the most hated bull run in history. Trump haters will refuse to buy, or even better are going to short these stocks out of hate….and they’re going to get fucking crushed.
Yup. Everyone I know who hates Trump and doesn’t normally invest, tells me a crash is coming.
SPY up 250% from Nov.8 2008 – Nov. 8 2016
Nothing particularly “Trump loving” or “Trump hating” about being long or short the market. The Great Rotation (bonds into stocks) was well in effect pre-election, the question now is not up or down, but what sectors benefit most from this administration. F’ing simpletons.