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CNBC Shitposts With “Just Buy Everything” Segment

Look at the hair on Tim Seymour, not a god damned gray one. Isn’t that amazing?

I remember when I had hair like that. I used to spend inordinate hours in the bathroom combing it just right, like a little bitch. I wasn’t truly redpilled until I lost it and finally realized hair is, in fact, for pussies.

CNBC’s Fast Money made a lot of waves with the title of this segment, “Just Buy Everything”. But it was complete shit.


complete shit

The only bullish one on there was the Italian Stallion, Guy Adami — the only real man on the show. Karen Finerman is tougher and manlier than “BK”, but she was deathly afraid of stocks. She probably hates this rally with all of her spite, as I’d bet dollars to donuts she voted for Hillary at least 3 times.

Brian Kelly, aka “BK”, had a fucking pork chop in his mouth during the segment, scared of his own shadow. Truly despicable. The alien looking fella, Tim Seymour, is usually a super bull; but today he was all hair, with lots of environmentally unfriendly 1980s era hair spray on it.

I felt like Guy wanted to stand up and club everyone to death on the panel for talking about ‘protective puts’ and useless RSI levels, while markets are roaring at record highs.

It would’ve made for excellent television.

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7 comments

  1. ericbakerbruce

    Hair is overrated, unless you live in Alaska. Short $RGS

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  2. it is showtime

    reset-added T E C S
    reset-added E W V
    reset FAZZHOLE

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  3. cancel19

    I remember when I was a neophyte watching the show with Dylan Ratigan. Never been the same since the China Gurl ruined it!

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  4. heckler

    So wait, you’re rocking the bald with giant beard look these days? Baddass.

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  5. stockslueth

    Not going to get answers there.

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  6. jsal56

    Finerman is best friends with funboi Spitzer and his wife, her sister produced Forrest Gump, yes, safe to say she is a Bolshevik.

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