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EXPLAIN THIS: A Man Named ‘Trump’ Starred in 1958 Show Promising to Save Citizens by Building a Wall

I have a theory.

First, watch this spooky piece of teevee history, about a conman who promised to save a town from ruin, if only they’d build a wall. That man was named ‘Trump.’

Circa 1958

Not enough to rattle your cage?

Back in 1990, Heavy Metal comics published a story about Trump, who at the time was famous in NYC. In this story, named The Wall, he convinced the people to follow him to overthrow the rich establishment shills in charge of the city.

The result was Trump in charge and people writing ‘Dump Trump’ on the wall. Oh, by the way, part of his strategy to gain popular support was to hand out Trump hats. One of this key supporters was Mike Tyson, who, incidentally, was a vocal supporter of Trump this election.

Here is the 12 part series.

So are these incredible instances mere coincidence or are we living in a simulation and simply living out a script like in the HBO show Westworld?

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19 comments

  1. moonshot

    Guys, he’s starting to catch on. We’ve got to up our game, or we’re going to have to reboot this fucker. Again.

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  2. riotact

    I have a theory too.

    Bannon is showing both the video and the comic to Trump and convincing him of this being some king of prophecy because Trump is so fucking gullible and stupid.

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  3. mistermoe

    https://youtu.be/ZdARC-0fWI4

    2:20

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  4. peaches

    There are mathematical codes all adding up to 19 in the Quran. Nobody found them until the 80s… they would be impossible to calculate without a computer. The words sea and land appear several times in exact proportion (71%) to the proportion of the earths surface covered in land or water. No way anyone could have figured that out in 7th century Arabia.

    Must be proof it was written by God.

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    • billiejones

      So whats the point of this story? That Islam left us a complex mathematical code to inform us in the future (present) that the world is mostly covered in water? Thank god for Islam and computers…..I don’t know how we would have figured that out without them.

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    • billiejones

      peaches,

      PS, I upvoted you for the profound revelation. I just hope we have some super computers working on the Quran for us right now…..who knows what they might uncover next…….breaking news: “pussy is good” “candy tastes sweet” “Peaches is a muslim uber driver (formerly a cab driver) from Georgia”

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      • peaches

        The revelation is that there is a God.

        Duh.

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      • peaches

        I’m not too busy being brainwashed the rest of the world is irrelevant… so I read the Quran.

        Reading the Quran… like reading the Gospels… or the Torah

        Shows you that Muslims, Christians and Jews have very very beautiful texts that they have managed to interpret and reinterpret until they have created silly and twisted religions that define themselves by hating the other 2.

        But you’re too busy being ethnocentric to understand why anyone would read the Quran to get a greater understanding of the word we live in.

        They’re all good books.

        Organized religion I can’t say the same for.

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      • peaches

        The point is that this book is telling you pussy is good before pussy was invented.

        There is no way anyone in 7th century arabia could have known the proportions of sea and land covering the earth surface. That doesnt mean Muhammad didnt have a time machine, or a space ship, or whatever other “scientific” or “rational” explanation you have for this… it just means there is information in the Quran that we cannot find an explanation for.

        These things could all be coincidence, like all the Jewish prophets who managed to say things thousands of years ago that ended up happening long after they were gone.

        It could all be coincidence.

        Lets say there is a bar… in this bar there are 1000 girls. The girls ethnicity is representative of the ethnic make up of the human population. The Jewish girls are all the way in the corner (desert) I walk in the bar and bang all the Jewish girls in one day.

        Then I tell you, a few weeks later, that by the end of the year I will bang each and every last one of the girls at the bar. I have only banged a fraction of girls, and there is no reason to believe that I will bang ALL of the girls, as there are plenty of men in this bar… and the rest of the girls have men of their own…. (as europe and arabia had god’s of their own once)

        Now you come back after a few months and all the other men are gone and I have banged 540 of the girls. Now these girls are not Jewish. They are white, black, asian, smart, retarded, etc

        Who in their right mind would bet against me banging the rest of the girls?

        Here is another one.

        The stock price was trading in a range at $2.00. Wall St analysts (your prophets) have given the stock price a target of $20.00 in January.

        In February, the stock starts climbing, undisturbed, with no pullbacks… not a *single* down day. (As Abrahamic religion has grown in the past 2000 years)

        The stock price is now at $11.00… (as 54% of human population worships the God of Israel)

        Now, dick breath, who in their right mind shorts that stock??

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  5. Dr. Fly

    Or

    We are living in a simulated world. My theory is much more plausible than your creator mumbo jumbo.

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    • peaches

      Your theory entails a simulation and so does mine.

      My theory is believed by 54% of the human population.

      The oldest and most read books in the world confirm this theory.

      My theory is confirmed by 4000 year old books that tell the jews they will get kicked out of their land, and spend generations getting trashed, raped and murdered and then getting their land back years and years later.

      2600 year old books that state the entire world will worship the God of a small tribe in the desert… and today 54% of the population believes in that exact God?

      Are there swedish hindus?

      Or Hindus who can read that actually believe any of their stuff still?

      It ALL happened?

      Destruction of Jerusalem… check!

      Exile… check!

      The entire world believing in the God once only worshiped by a small obscure tribe… check!

      The return… 1948 baby!

      And by the time you die, thanks to Muslims who breed like rabbits, it’ll be 55% of the planet… and so on.

      ***Until it’s everyone***

      Eventually the Christians and Jews and Muslims will all realize they’re part of cults designed by men based on scriptures all coming from a central source.

      Or maybe its all part of your simulation.

      But it all went down…already. Not disputable. Could be a coincidence, if you believe in those things.

      Sorry they didnt tell you any of the actually interesting stuff in church.

      Why?

      Thats another story entirely!

      WAY more spot on than your Trump comic written while Trump already existed as a deushbag New York millionaire.

      If it didnt sound stupid there would be no one to fuel the fires of hell.

      I may have simply taken one LSD hit too many.

      Ask heaterman.

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      • Dr. Fly

        But, seriously, the 1958 show is fucking weird. The comic is weird too, but Trump was known back then.

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        • peaches

          I am agreeing with you Fly.

          We are in a simulation.

          Everything is preordained and we get to feel like its not. Every winning trade. Every losing trade.

          It is built so perfectly we feel as if we are in control.

          Sort of how a spoiled dog thinks he is a real person and is afraid of other dogs…

          Welcome to the real world.

          Now behave… or the programmer will never let you out.

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  6. bountyhunter1

    Symbols on the drum look like the Coexist logo….

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  7. taxslave

    Start with this… follow the links… not all is true, but much is.
    http://www.whatdoesitmean.com/index2214.htm
    Ask why Churchill’s bust being returned to Oval office was so important.
    Ask why Andrew Jackson’s portrait now hangs in the oval office and is in the background of most pictures taken in the Oval Office.
    Then be happy

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  8. joshua

    7 billion people in the world, coincidences happen. They happen around us every second, usually we don’t see them because we are too busy looking for them. We want these coincidences to somehow reinforce our beliefs, or show us some sign. The comic to me seemed like a silly story that was so ridiculously unbelievable that it was, well, a comic book. The scary part isn’t that it was some prophecy, it’s that we’ve become an absolutely unbelievable joke.

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  9. metalleg

    Was this a real TV show or did someone produce something recently that was made to look like a 50s TV show? While you folks ponder that, I’ll be in my basement looking through my old comics from the 60s. I could have sworn I had the first issue of Obammy, Gay King of the Kenyan Jungle. When I find it, I’ll be sure to share.

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