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AN ARMY OF BASED STICK MEN ARE COMING FOR YOU NEXT

Trump’s new travel ban is weighing on travel related stocks (e.g., airlines, hotels, shilleries). I haven’t had any food today and instead roam the planet in search of chores to do. I sold out of my stocks today because those fuckers got lit up like a Christmas tree in the middle of Mecca. I don’t have any particular bias towards the markets — as I’ve learned they tend to do whatever the fuck they want. Needless to say, political uncertainty is a dreaded albatross behind any asset class.

Many of you are sensitive beta-males — perturbed over recent events — butthurt, avid fans of the mayne street meteor. I only wish for 100,000 stick men to descend upon your bastions of depravity (Portland, San Fran, Austin, Seattle) to beat you senseless and make you go home to tend to wounds. Don’t think of me as indicative of some ‘right wing conspiracy,’ as I’m just a guy who grew up in the wrong parts of Brooklyn with a penchant for tossing firecrackers at losers like you from the back of my 1980’s styled stretched limo.

This is what you come for, isn’t it? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

BEHOLD as the energetic depravity of your ilk gets sucked into a whirlwind of hurt and sorrow. Prisons will be built for the purposes of containing malevolent aspects of American terror organizations. Online colleges will be established for the purposes of reeducating the masses to avoid giving away your nation to foreign interests — teaching the dynamics of macro economics and how Mexico really does owe you hundreds of billions. China= trillions.

So we’re on this journey together — but some of us will straggle and fall off along the way — lost in bottles of gin and bags of cheesed doodles. “The Fly” is the lightening rod which will bring forth change — establishing a new dominant hegemony in finance media — catering to those with brains inside of their thick skulls — casting out Canadians and other unsavory organizations that are distasteful to the plight of man. Remember, the populist movement is real, happening worldwide. Billions of people are rising up and will soon create their own city squares from which enemies of the state shall swing low — on the gibbet.

The Dynamic Duo, Based Stick Man and Dr. Pepper, taking out enemies of the state

All that aside, stocks recovered nicely. Maybe I’ll buy something tomorrow.

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Tumult on the Horizon: I’m Out For Now

Former treasury official and current ‘scholar’ at Brookings Institute, Aaron Klein, was on CNBC this morning telling America to get ready for rate hikes ‘all year long.’

He likened the Fed’s pace as a race towards 1.5%. This is unacceptable.

“The Fed is racing to get to 1.5 percent for the interest rate so that they can get above the next recession and get out in front,” Klein said Monday on CNBC’s “Squawk Box.”

“There were false starts year after year after year,” said Klein, an economic studies fellow at Brookings and a former deputy assistant secretary for economic policy at Treasury. “I think people are going to start to get used to regular Fed rate hikes all year, starting now.”

Yellen all but guaranteed a hike this March and I’ve read one article after the next about Trump providing the Fed with the cover they needed, via his bold stimulus programs, to hike rates like crazy fucking madmen.

That’s all well and good, if Trump was being supported on the hill and by America’s insurgent media. But the former AG of the United States, Loretta Lynch, just made a God damned video this morning calling for blood in the street to stop Trump.

CNN is openly spying on the President and airing it like it’s acceptable behavior.

Obama has Valerie Jarret living in his DC compound, which is less than 2 miles away from the White House.

Democrats are going after Sessions.

Democrats are going after Reince.

Democrats are going after everyone and are unhinged.

The republican response to all of this tumult is flaccid indifference and milquetoast support.

As such, I’ve sold out of my portfolio today and went to 100% cash. The last two days have hit by bottom line severely, reducing my gains to just +6% for the year. So instead of fiddling my thumbs and sweating over a hot terminal waiting for my luck to get better, I opted to stop the bleeding and take a fresh look at things.

I’m not getting bearish again. I just needed to clear the decks in order to evaluate the market with an objective mind.

Scandal is on the horizon and this political business might be the market’s undoing. Plus, unfettered Fed hikes will not help.

Tell me why I’m wrong.

Pro tip: you can’t.

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CNN Airs Spy Cam Footage of Trump in Oval Office Meeting Like It’s Ok

Look at this shit. I love how the catamites at CNN aired this like it was totally cool, the President of the United States having a classified meeting with some of his top aids in the Oval Office.

Look at this.

So what do we learn from this egregious activity? They’re trying to trigger Trump into doing something that might make him look bad. They’re literally fucking with him on purpose, following a tightly scripted narrative that involved disrespecting the American election results and all of Trump’s supporters. This is the epitome of elitism, the belief that their truths or ideals are better and more valuable than others.

If you voted for Trump, you were merely mistaken. You’re too stupid to know what’s good for you. Let the sovereigns, the Lord’s of business and media help you choose government — for the greater good. They are showing you that they can disrespect your President and nothing will happen as a result.

The reporting in this segment was completely fabricated, by the way. That was a closed door meeting and there’s no way they knew ‘expletives’ were flying or any of the contents of the discussions. They just showed you some spy footage and made up a bunch of stuff that fit their narrative.

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Globalist Freak Out: Mika Chokes Back Tears Over Trump Tweets, ‘This is Not Funny’

Mika Brzezinski had a melt down on her MSNBC shill show this morning, intensifying her hand wringing over Trump’s latest salvo into the spying world of Barack Obama.

Care trolling for an emmy, Mika declared ‘this is not funny’, describing how scared she was over Trump’s fake news agenda, which was both ‘dangerous’ and ‘unstable.’

She wanted Trump supporters to know, emphatically, that you’d have to look at yourselves in the mirror — declaring we were at a ‘low point’ in American history and that after this dark period had passed, life would continue — inferring that people who supported Trump now would be held accountable afterward.

“You have to look in the mirror and think about this country after this is over. You need to think of the end game here, because there isn’t one at the rate we are going.”

She cited some of her unnamed sources, describing Reince Priebus as ‘flailing’ terribly and how Steve Bannon, hailing from the evil Breitbart, was feeding President Trump, a man who ‘has no respect for the office’, fake news and Trump was ‘riffing’ at it.

Watch this snowflake melt. Classic leftardism.


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Mika

President Trump’s wiretap tweets struck an emotional chord with MSNBC’s Mika Brzezinksi. The morning anchor fought back tears Monday morning as she told viewers that “we are all really nervous” about what the Trump Administration is going to do.
“This is not funny,” Brzezinski told her audience. “This is really bad. Just for the record, we are all really nervous. So if people out there feel nervous, we do too. We don’t think this is funny.”
The host also issued a direct appeal to Trump’s staff, asking them how they can look at themselves in the mirror.
“We are at a low point in American history and I don’t know how anybody can defend this president, even if it’s their job. Like you’ve got to have a job after this. You’ve got to look in the mirror after this. Sarah Huckabee or whoever is speaking out next. You have to look in the mirror and think about this country after this is over. You need to think of the end game here, because there isn’t one at the rate we are going.”

Moments later, Brzezinkski returned with another warning. “They are pushing a very dangerous agenda,” she said of the Trump Administration. “An extremely dangerous one.”

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Former AG Loretta Lynch Literally Calls for Blood in the Streets to Stop Trump

How long do these people think they can get away with this sort of stuff, until the Stick Man pays them a visit and bashes their skulls in?

Have any of you ever seen a former AG, from an administration that just left the White House, incite violence like this because of political differences?

Which civil rights are being trampled on here that is causing Loretta to make low budget videos asking for the lives of America’s youth to satisfy her political ideas?

This is disgusting and shouldn’t be tolerated.

The day of the rope fast approaches. Just ask yourselves this question: why are they in a frantic state to remove Trump from office? If he’s so bad, why not let him fail and then capitalize on it by getting more seats in the house and senate? Oh, that’s right, the democrats are merely, fulfilling their patriotic duties, right? Or, is Trump doing something, or about to do something, that’s about to fuck them?

The day of the rope fast approaches.

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A NEW SUPER HERO ON THE RIGHT ARISES: BEHOLD THE ‘STICK MAN’

It’s always darkest before the dawn. During Saturday’s pro-Trump rally in Berkeley, CA, antifags attended and started to rabble rouse — spraying old men in the face with pepper spray, acting like reprobate vagabonds — deserving of the stick.

Then out of nowhere, like the Phoenix rising out from the ash, a superhero appeared — smashing antifags in the heads for sport and pleasure — casting them back into their pits of hell.

BEHOLD, the Stick Man.

And here’s another video of his greatness — this time slowed down for dramatic effect.

Heretofore, let this be a lesson to you leftarded anarchists out there trying to spoil all of the fun: stick man is out there, watching you, waiting to bash your brains in with his glorious stick.

Here is another version.

UPDATE: the antifags are free to destroy and punch people in the face at will, without police interference in Berkeley. Defend yourself and your friends, like the Stick Man, and go straight to jail. He’s now facing multiple felonies.

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After Posting This Picture of Schumer with Putin, Facebook Disabled iBankCoin’s Account, Without Warning

I’ve been blogging about stocks here since 2007 and never paid any attention to Facebook, until 2014. We’ve never had a lot of traffic coming from Facebook, with the majority of it coming directly from user bookmarks and Twitter. Our organic growth in traffic has been impressive, especially over the past 6 months — at a time when other finance sites have been struggling — because we’ve delved into politics and news events.

According to Google Analytics, Facebook was our #2 social network last year, in terms of traffic referrals, and was, by far, our fastest growing (+455%). I was very excited to see some progress on the platform, especially since it was new to us and distributed our brand of content to brand new audiences. During the election season, several of our posts went viral on the platform and was driving impressive traffic stats for us — a small site headquartered in the liberal bastion of Princeton, NJ.

Today I tried to log into our Facebook page and was met with this rebuttal: ‘Account Disabled’.

We emailed the company and are awaiting their response. Our last post, which might’ve pissed off a Schumer fan at $FB, was this.

Ironically, even though I lean to the right of center in politics, my family is democratic and has been friends with Schumer since the 70’s. We both hail from the same parts of Brooklyn, NY.

Is this a case of censorship because iBankCoin has been discussing politics over the past 6 months and has been very critical of establishment shills in the media and in government? I don’t see how we can assume anything but that. The platform never gave me an issue when I provided fellow money managers, or pundits in the financial media, with EMERGENCY ASSHAT AWARDS — cussing and screaming away at my black heart’s delight. But the second I post a picture with Chucky Schumer and Vlad Putin, I get the fucking banhammer.

Sad! Not nice!

Is it a coincidence that we’ve been driven off the platform at the same time when the company proposed new rules to combat ‘Fake News’?

Facebook started testing related features and promised updates similar to what debuted this week in December. The solution to the spread of misinformation put the onus on Facebook users, not Facebook, to identify false stories. Third-party fact-checkers must agree to a fact-checking code of ethics.

Now it seems the tool’s been made available to more users. Facebook added a section on “disputed” news to its help tools. Users can see why stories were marked as disputed.

Highly unlikely.

Signing off, Fake News Operator, Former Wall Streeter,

Le Fly

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Victim of Obama Administration Surveillance Order, James Rosen, Discusses His Experiences, says Trump Wiretape ‘Plausible’ in the Age of Snowden

Back in 2013, Fox News journalist, James Rosen, was named a ‘criminal co-conspirator’ and ‘flight risk’ by then AG Holder — which led to a series of events that made Holden later regret doing it. With Holden’s explicit direction, the DOJ secretly accessed all of Rosen’s gmails, contacts, and surveilled of more than 20 phone lines connected to him, including his mother’s phone in Staten Island, NY.

The Washington Post’s Dana Milbank wrote a piece on the ordeal, saying “The Rosen affair is as flagrant an assault on civil liberties as anything done by George W. Bush’s administration, and it uses technology to silence critics in a way Richard Nixon could only have dreamed of. To treat a reporter as a criminal for doing his job — seeking out information the government doesn’t want made public — deprives Americans of the First Amendment freedom on which all other constitutional rights are based.”

Here is Rosen recounting his affair and opining on the plausibility of Trump being a target of the Obama administration too — which he affirmed in the positive, ‘in the age of Snowden.’

Suggesting that Obama never ordered surveillance on an American citizen is somewhat ridiculous, when in fact we know of very public instances, like Rosen, when it has been done. Considering Obama’s non-stop panning of Fox New during his terms, some find it hard to believe that he wasn’t directly informed about the Rosen spying.

 

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