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AN ARMY OF BASED STICK MEN ARE COMING FOR YOU NEXT

Trump’s new travel ban is weighing on travel related stocks (e.g., airlines, hotels, shilleries). I haven’t had any food today and instead roam the planet in search of chores to do. I sold out of my stocks today because those fuckers got lit up like a Christmas tree in the middle of Mecca. I don’t have any particular bias towards the markets — as I’ve learned they tend to do whatever the fuck they want. Needless to say, political uncertainty is a dreaded albatross behind any asset class.

Many of you are sensitive beta-males — perturbed over recent events — butthurt, avid fans of the mayne street meteor. I only wish for 100,000 stick men to descend upon your bastions of depravity (Portland, San Fran, Austin, Seattle) to beat you senseless and make you go home to tend to wounds. Don’t think of me as indicative of some ‘right wing conspiracy,’ as I’m just a guy who grew up in the wrong parts of Brooklyn with a penchant for tossing firecrackers at losers like you from the back of my 1980’s styled stretched limo.

This is what you come for, isn’t it? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

BEHOLD as the energetic depravity of your ilk gets sucked into a whirlwind of hurt and sorrow. Prisons will be built for the purposes of containing malevolent aspects of American terror organizations. Online colleges will be established for the purposes of reeducating the masses to avoid giving away your nation to foreign interests — teaching the dynamics of macro economics and how Mexico really does owe you hundreds of billions. China= trillions.

So we’re on this journey together — but some of us will straggle and fall off along the way — lost in bottles of gin and bags of cheesed doodles. “The Fly” is the lightening rod which will bring forth change — establishing a new dominant hegemony in finance media — catering to those with brains inside of their thick skulls — casting out Canadians and other unsavory organizations that are distasteful to the plight of man. Remember, the populist movement is real, happening worldwide. Billions of people are rising up and will soon create their own city squares from which enemies of the state shall swing low — on the gibbet.

The Dynamic Duo, Based Stick Man and Dr. Pepper, taking out enemies of the state

All that aside, stocks recovered nicely. Maybe I’ll buy something tomorrow.

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25 comments

  1. dragun

    Awesome .. ” sold out of my stocks today because those fuckers got lit up like a Christmas tree in the middle of Mecca.” … going to have to add that to the repertoire LMAO

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  2. UncleBuccs

    Dr. Fly – are you fasting for health these days?

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  3. it is showtime

    Guys with the interference and dismantling of administration-trump, as predicted, I dont see how you still believe the stockmarket, is not, part of it

    You’re forgetting that things get priced in, after a month or two
    You’re forgetting how rigged you saw it was 2 years ago
    You’re forgetting how ramped up the rigging was from july to november

    You rail the bs media for obfuscating truth, yet they tell you +300 Dow last week was optimism. Futures didnt move an inch during Trump’s speech.
    The gap open provided 70% of the move, so it was predominantly the juicing of the Europe session. You’ve forgotten the NYSE was sold to germany 6 years ago.

    They then magically get a 21000 print, and we literally sit at 21000 for 2 more days
    Agenda 21? Agenda 21 anyone? Hello?
    That you don’t think the stockmarket could be Plan D or maybe Plan E for taking down Trump you’re absolutely nuts. They seem to be somewhere around plan c right now

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  4. peso trader

    This is some 21st century “Gangs of New York” here…Which one are the Dead Rabbits?

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  5. zephler

    so have you donated to his legal defence fund?

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  6. infinitezuul

    Is there a law about what type of rod you are able to beat someone with in public? Based stick man carries what looks to be a very similar type of rod to the one the Antifa peeps were beating people with back at the Milo-Berkeley melee. Why not just bring a baseball bat and get down? Or a light metal rod vs wood?

    My new business, if legal, will be supplying based stick men with titanium rods.

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  7. ironbird

    There is a name out there. That is the gatherer of Stick Men. And those Anti Fags. Playing both sides like Satan bending over a libtard. MeetMe.

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  8. heckler

    Was stick man protecting something or just there for a fight (looks like a great fight though)? I dare a douche bag like that to come after me. Besides Fly who might have been beaten up a few times as a kid, I bet most of the guys on this site have been too busy shovling sand in their vagianas to have ever really mixed it up. Probably be more comfortable with that stick up you ass.

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    • ironbird

      What happened dude? Off the Trump Train from God so soon. Luckily there is no convert or die clause. You still have a chance.

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      • heckler

        I don’t know. It’s almost spring. Thinking I should start a garden, buy some chickens, and just peace it out for a while. Politics is fucked

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        • ironbird

          Right on dude. Ranching as they say is the way. Make sure the predators are thwarted or the chickens are cheap. Feathered dinosaurs and all. Fuck the city and politics indeed.

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        • heckler

          I’m on a half acre of county land now – I don’t actually live in Seattle, but pretty close. And now that I’ve finally made enough money (stupid millennials) I’m looking at property out on the islands. 3-5 acres, a couple of out buildings. Fuck Yeah

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          • cancel19

            Ironbird, heckler I believe is a good man! I don’t care what his ex-wife says. 😉

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        • heckler

          Thanks inspector squirrel

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    • The Maven

      There are going to be so many more of these “douchebags” as you call them. I’d wager he’d have a damned good chance of kicking your ass, btw, looks like a stocky dude. Seattle, eh? LOL.

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  9. dragun

    putting on my tin hat and heading to the pool shed where newspaper articles pasted to the wall are meticulously connected with coloured (extra queens english) yarn, I could see the deep state allowing for the market to implode once it does and blame Trump. Good luck timing it.

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  10. heaterman

    If I was Trump I would have a tap on every phone, computer and other electronic device linked to Jarrett, Shooomer, 0bama, Comey, (the guy with tape over his laptop camera) , Pelogasm, the 4 leftist flakes in the SC. RIGHT NOW.

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  11. cancel19

    The percussion of that stick cracking over an Antifa skull is sweet music to my ears!

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  12. soupbone

    Carry on men.

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  13. anjingbauwau

    casting out Canadians and other unsavory organizations that are distasteful to the plight of man. …..

    LOL… and I was hoping to show you around here at the PDAC. It was formerly right in your wheelhouse as a base metals investor/ trader extraordinaire……not to worry.

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