iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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Don’t Be a Jackass; Get Some Gold

While most of you are fixated on cryptos like animals in heat, gold is taking a gentleman’s stroll upwards, quietly sauntering higher in a drunken haze. Here have a look at my favorite chart.

I’m up a stick from where I bought the damned thing on Friday and look forward to more sticks in the not-too-distant-future. Let’s be honest with one another here: you have no idea what you’re doing in the market. You’re a salesman and halfway retarded when it comes to actually investing money. I could blow you out of the water in any sales presentation to a prospective client. Do you know why?

I just told you. You’re halfway retarded and I am a sophisticate with advanced knowledge of financial concerns and plus I’m quite personable. People generally like me and my colleagues usually take notes of the things I say during casual conversations.

So listen to me now, fucked face: get some gold.

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10 comments

  1. halfbloodpope

    “Get on the TEUM brah,” says the dog brained pharmacist.

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  2. active shooter

    This TEUM looks like a possible future takeover candidate……..all about the Platform.

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  3. sarcrilege

    I approve that message. Get some gold, the kind you can hold in your hand.

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  4. mushroomz

    DigixDAO – DGD coin – interesting way to own gold – Available on bittrex and binance

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  5. acehood

    Gold is lower now

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  6. Marc David

    All these stupid crypto exchanges stopped taking new customers after the massive influx.

    I’d guess.. they’ll open up eventually.. money will fly in! Blow off top, Winklevos Twins get out.. and the mass herd is left holding a bag as usual.

    If you can play now (exchanging BTC to whatever) then cool. Otherwise, once the flood gates open up, I suspect the bigger plays will exit quietly with all the mass liquidity.

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  7. pb

    While the PM complex (and copper) has been on fire (notably Palladium), I question the continuance of this. Too many unfilled downside gaps in gold. Any revelation in industrial downturn will poleaxe the entire sector. Said revelations are coming, bank on it.

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  8. derp

    Physical gold, bitches. Anything else is a popcorn fart.

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