So the latest bullshit out of Wall Street is ‘oh no Apple’s iPhone X only sold 10 gazillion phones instead of 10.1 gazillion; therefore we must sell.’
Umm, wrong.
Apple does $52 billion in revenues PER QUARTER — you brainless shitheads. The fact that you’re wasting more than a second thinking about their sales numbers and not buying stocks HANDS OVER FIST is a testament of how fucking stupid a shithead you truly are.
Here’s Art Cashin trying to gin up some passive aggressive panic.
“The negative news surrounding Apple cast a shadow over everything. Most of the tax, the Apple suppliers, etc., etc.,” Cashin said on “Squawk on the Street.” “We’ll see if they can shake that off and get started again here.”
Regarding the overall market Wednesday, Cashin said it doesn’t look “awe-inspiring.”
“We’re still waiting to see if the Santa Claus rally can get started,” said Cashin, UBS’ director of floor operations at the New York Stock Exchange.
On Tuesday, Cashin said President Donald Trump’s signing of the tax overhaul would distort the holiday rally, which generally runs through the first two trading days of January.
“This has been a dreadful year for seasonal patterns. Almost none of them have worked,” Cashin said.
“People didn’t know how [the tax bill] was going to be treated,” he added. “So that also may have thrown some other things off.”
What the fuck is Art talking about? Everything went up this year and the fucking Nasdaq is higher by 33 fucking percent, led by a 50% gain in Apple. I’d say that’s pretty god damned seasonal. Plus anyway, would it be an abomination to see some true assholes get blown out of the market here. I mean, come fucking on already with the rank amateurs banking obscene coin in stocks and cryptos day after day. Would it be the end of the world if the market killed these people?
All I know is that 2017 has been the best fucking year for stocks in a half a decade. People should be celebrating the year now, not fucking worrying about some bullshit sales quotas out of Apple for God’s sake.
Here’s what I’m fucking doing. I’m gonna find the most hated stock on the fucking planet, buy it, and then watch short sellers get trapped inside of it and burn.
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Interesting….they actually have revenue and earnings to boot.
So easy to buy crypto in smaller amounts using your credit/debit cards.
Agree on AAPL. They are currently Gay, so are assured of selling ass-loads of iphones to the 83% of Earth’s population who are/act like they are Gay. Now when Gay Tim steps down, look out below, unless he is prepping his Gay sucksessor newbie, which no doubt he is. And when I say “prepping”, you know what I mean.
As for Art Cashin, who has “Cashed-in” years ago, his advice, while helpful in the past, has now become suspect due to his advanced age (the man hasn’t taken care of himself) and his by-now pickled brain via daily imbibing.
I think that there was a record amount of blog fuck derivatives penned by Monsieur le Fly
Art needs an Exodus membership and daily attendance in the Pelican room.