PREPARE FOR MOAR GAINS IN CRYPTOS — 100-200% GAINS ABOUND

I’m working on my fifth glass of Bordeaux this evening, whilst cooking a nice carrot, potato, and bean stew — vegan style. I see cryptos have continued their rally and felt it was my duty to report to you my sense of things, in spite of the fact they might be mild impaired at the moment.

You have reservations and I understand. The human nature is one of violence and extreme cynicism. But greed trumps all emotions and into the New Year it is extremely unlikely we’ll see a pullback in the best performing asset class. As a species, we are very ritualistic about the New Year’s, so find comfort in knowing there are monstrous gains ahead of you here in the crypto proxy space.

At the moment, my favorites are MARA, XNET and GSUM. But we’re baking them fresh daily inside the Pelican Room in Exodus.

As an aside, I appreciate all of you who took time to read my books and I doubly appreciate all of the reviews left for In a Car Made of Dynamite Heading for the Sun; but where the fuck are the reviews for Journey into Fear? How the fuck do you expect me to spread my brand of propaganda amongst the masses with just 5 measly fucking reviews? You want to give me a god damned Xmas present? Get the fuck in there now and leave two reviews, one under your name, the other under your wife’s account. This is truly fucked up and disgraceful. You should be ashamed of yourself.