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Did You Get Everything You Wanted, And MOAR?

Are you happy you greedy son of a bitches? That’s not the Xmas greeting you’re accustomed to, but it’s one you certainly deserve. Believe me, Le Fly is more festive than most. I pay people to decorate the outside of my house. I buy inordinate sums of gifts and my house looks like Santa’s workshop. Therefore, I feel qualified when I ask you son of a bitches, “did you get everything you wanted and MOAR?”

The social pressures of exchanging gifts is too much to bear, even for a stubborn ox like me. There are little reasons to not splurge. After all, it’s only money and I have lots of it and can always make more. So if buying a few things will make my loved one’s happy, why the heck not?

But deep down, I know this is a reprehensible practice, perverting an otherwise sanctimonious holy day with wanton consumerism. Personally, my favorite holiday is Halloween — because it’s atmospheric, cheap, and fun. Xmas is a month’s worth of shopping and waiting on lines. No thanks.

I’m actually pretty stoked to trade some more crypto proxies. With Bitcoin and other cryptos rallying from the Friday lows, it should be an eventful trading day filled with 100% moves.

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7 comments

  1. Marc David

    Got me some private reserve Whistlepig rye whiskey. So I did!

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  2. bob smith

    I outgrew the MOAR attitude shortly after reaching adulthood, realizing that health, family and time were far more valuable than anything money could buy.

    I also realized that “things” (including money) could vanish in an instant and were worthless, even in large quantities, compared to health and family.

    If you have your health and loved ones, you are already wealthy. Be thankful and happy!

    MOAR of anything else is an ephemeral illusion and a waste of your life.

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  3. moosh

    Bring on the crypto proxies. Get out of here if you don’t want MOAR.

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  4. acehood

    Darkest Hour, Fly, go see it.

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  5. joyous__ending

    Be charitable people. This was easily the best year since the late 1990s.
    Find a REAL charity that helps people, pets, nature, and share a little.
    Not everyone is able to overcome what life throws at them.

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  6. probucks

    MERRY Xmas

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