HAPPY XMAS FROM LE FLY: SO JOYOUS AND FESTIVE

On this Xmas 2017, I bestow upon you the 12 top stocks of Exodus. This information is potentially worth many billions of dollars and instead of attempting to sell them, I’ve generously decided to simply give them away for free.

1. WLL
2. MTRX
3. PTSI
4. CERC
5. ARGX
6. INSM
7. ADMS
8. TLRD
9. VNCE
10. GRVY
11. BLPH
12. KURA

In the event that you lose billions of dollars in the above names, Le Fly is not responsible for your reckless behavior and actions. Plus anyway, don’t you have Xmas festivities to partake in, wine to ingest, disgusting rotting flesh to devour?

I’ve completed most of my XMAS shopping and will only need to spend 2-3 more hours at the local mall tomorrow. How lucky am I? I went to the King of Prussia mall today in Pennsylvania and let me tell you — it was a special sort of dream in there — absolutely wonderful, absolutely. Let me tell you, believe me. I got to loaf around the wide expansive establishment, spending THOUSANDS of dollars at Nordstrom, Gucci and wherever else I was directed to insert my debit card. It was so glorious. I only wish fucking Satan Claus came twice, maybe three times, per annum.

Don’t you hear that folks? That’s Satan’s elves working around the clock to bring your fucking presents down your filthy chimney. I wonder how many lives Santa saves each and every year wedging his fat ass down rotten chimneys, saving people from carbon monoxide poisoning?

Well, it’s only 5:40am now and I really need to be going now. I have to hop in the shower and then take a 4 hour nap, wake up, drive to the local mall, and shop until I literally drop.

PS: How drunk was Dean Martin when he recorded this song?